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🎶Muerdeme un labio
Jalame el pelo
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Ámame hasta que revientes🎶
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Naruto: so, Sasuke, what do you want for your birthday?
Sasuke: *blinks* you mean as a gift?
Naruto: Yeah! I'll give you anything you want
Sasuke: *blinks*
Naruto: when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING
Sasuke: *blinks once again and then blushes furiously*
Sasuke: meet me in your office at midnight
Naruto: *doesn't get it* um okay
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N: I missed you~
S: I was only gone for 20 minutes.
N: 20 minutes too long!
Cheesy domestic fluff for @dark-naruto!
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Sasuke planning a romantic dinner:
- He organizes everything with days in advance.
- He buys everything he needs.
- He finishes his ninja obligations early in order to have all the day free to make the preparations.
- They eat a perfect dinner while looking at each other with love.
Naruto planning a romantic dinner:
- He thinks about it and impatiently decides to do it that same night.
- He buys the first thing he sees with the hope that, once he has everything right in front of him, he will know what he should cook.
- He doesn’t make any progress on his obligations and, seeing that the situation is beyond him and his poor cooking abilities, he ends up ordering two ramen bowls of Ichiraku.
- They eat cold ramen, but even so they still look at each other with love.
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*Naruto and Sasuke leaving a party*
Naruto: *drunk* Saskeeeee, I think... I think I like you -ttebayo!
Sasuke: *holding his weight* Hn, why are you saying that?
Naruto: Because when I see you, I get butterflies in my stomach!
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ... Oh,no.
Naruto: *vomits in Sasuke's shoes*
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Naruto: Haha remember when I kissed you on accident back in the academy.
Sasuke, suddenly feeling like his life was a lie: it was an accident?
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If Mirio is the sun and you are his best friend, you are the moon?
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Naruto: Sasuke...
Sasuke: What
Naruto: Huh?
Naruto: Oh, nothing
Sasuke: You said my name
Naruto: Yeah, that's just something I got used to doing
Naruto: You know, after you left
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Like, I'd look at our team picture... or a shooting star... or get really tired while training
Naruto: And then remember you and then, uh
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Sometimes Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, or, like, someone would say something and it just reminded me of, of you, uh
Naruto: It's- rhe- rhe-
Sasuke: Rhetorical
Naruto: Un, that
Naruto: I said 'Sasuke' a lot, like, these past few years but you were never around and, um, I never expect anyone to respond because you're the only Sasuke I know and everyone else is, like, used to it so they don't say anything anyways and, and
Naruto: Stop looking at me like that, teme!
Naruto: It's all your fault, ya know
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: Actually dobe, I don't know...
Sasuke: where to begin
Sasuke: What am I to you, again?
Naruto: *mutters* and he calls me an idiot
Naruto: How many times do I have to say it
Naruto: You're my friend
Sasuke: And...?
Naruto: My goal, my most important person, the one I want to spend the rest of my life with, yatta yatta, we've been over this a million times already
Sasuke: *grinding his teeth and clenching his fists* so how do you. Feel. When we're together.
Naruto: Oh, uh
Naruto: It's really weird
Naruto: I get all giddy and, like, my stomach gets all... Twisty? Probably because you piss me off. Yeah, that's why my heart goes all *flails wildly* like that
Sasuke: I... See...
Sasuke: And do you feel that way about anyone else?
Naruto: Of course not
Naruto: You're my one and only
Naruto: uh
Naruto: friend
Naruto: Best Friend*
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: Naruto
Naruto: Hm?
Sasuke: I'm leaving the village
Naruto: What?! Again?! WHY??
Sasuke: Let's call it a journey of redemption
Naruto: Redemption??
Naruto: Teme you're not... Like, no offense, but you don't feel guilty for anything, right? Because you didn't do anything without a good reason so...
Sasuke: Let's just say that
Sasuke: I'm 'guilty' in the same manner that you think we're just friends
Naruto: Huh?
Naruto: What does that mean?
Naruto: Sasuke, where are you going?
Sasuke: I have to pack. Good bye, my one and only
Sasuke: friend*
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Mother dragoness protects her babies! No else would dare to touch them! 🐉💕
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P I N K S E A S O N 🎀
P R O P H E C Y 🎀
#pastel pink#joji miller#joji#joji music#anxety#help#help me#cute#xxl#e: fansign#lovely#why am i like this#gesture#lighter#i live in a constant state of fear and misery
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THE SUN AND THE MOON
No blond hair no blue eyes This world aint killing me im too wise~
#shooting#dancing with the stars#passion#moon#sun and moon#sun and stars#trees and forests#trees#estrellas#rap#freestyle#makeastatement#statment#passionate#passionfruit#naruto#rainbow dash#dashing#moonlight#moonshine#fireball#47 meters down#flowers#quick#quoteoftheday#quoteoftheweek#quoteofthenight#quotes#wisewords#wise quotes
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