download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.
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In my heart of hearts I believe there is a mechanism that allows you to close the bed with a gentle hiss of pneumatics... Enclosed by the Bird... One with the Bird...
Artistic Bird-Shaped Canopy Bed
Follow Research.Lighting on Tumblr
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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Medieval marijuana, from a 12th-century medical and herbal collection: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/miniatures-from-a-12th-century-medical-and-herbal-collection
The Latin at the bottom reads: “Grows but in waste places, and at roadsides, and along hedges. The very best medicine for healing.”
Happy420 #fourtwenty #420day
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is this anything
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Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in
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Two is typical for tits I'm pretty sure
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My answer (pedantic Hershey's Kiss version):
Okay so my family was on about this exact distance in the groupchat a couple months ago bc of a hilariously incorrect statistic someone told my dad (that 20 million Hershey's Kisses lined up would stretch from the earth to the moon and back 10 times), so I know that, assuming ~1 inch per Kiss, 20 million Hershey's Kisses lined up gets a little under 1.5/10ths of the way to the moon, so that's 20,000,000 × 10 ÷ 1.5 ÷ 12 ÷ 5280 = ~210,438 miles (probably a little over that).
Guesstimation game: no googling!
How far away is the moon?
No using the web, books, maps, etc. No checking the notes!
Put your guess and reasoning behind a readmore, so your followers also get a chance to play.
The goal isn't to get the RIGHT answer (or even get close), it's to see how you and others come up with a guess. It's also not a competition, don't worry about how you do in relation to others!
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tumblr poems that keep appearing in my head unprompted:
among us babies infected with rabies
there once was a doctor named Freud
underwater temple, underwater monk
kneel, says the demon light with its eye of coal
he's creepy and he's crawling
i love abortion and i love divorce
who was the man who first salted the slug?
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when the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray
tumblr poems that keep appearing in my head unprompted:
among us babies infected with rabies
there once was a doctor named Freud
underwater temple, underwater monk
kneel, says the demon light with its eye of coal
he's creepy and he's crawling
i love abortion and i love divorce
who was the man who first salted the slug?
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