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Kyle
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//Kyle Broflovski roleplay account, Mun is 23. Semi-Lit but I am pretty flexible. I don't really have a rules list but I'll let you know if something is bugging me (as nice as I can I promise!) Message me and we can rp! I am also still trying to figure out how to use Tumblr again, if you have any suggestions let me know! //
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how did you learn to write well?
well first you have to be a very sad child
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"The one good thing about Cartman being in my friend group is that I get to piss him off whenever I please, but I try to keep it passive-aggressive but he can be kind of violent. I do try my best to make his life miserable without getting myself killed." Kyle chuckled as he lit up another cigarette.
The redhead listened to the male beside him, his eyes brightened as he heard a few bands he listened to, "I know I have Nico Collins on my playlist, I know Linkin Park well and I enjoy Hollywood undead once and a while." He took a few puffs before continuing, "I usually listen to Yungblud, Shinedown, Bohnes, Fall out Boy and Panic! at the disco." He filled with the top of his cigarette pack, "I listen to lots more too, I guess I've been listening to more reggae too but mostly when I'm getting stoned." He chuckled nervously.
He leaned over closer to Michael, "I do have one guilty pleasure though, it is so stupid, terrible that I enjoy them but One Direction." He whispered the last part. "I'm pretty much a teenage girl when it comes to them but I'm good at keeping my to myself, you're the only one who I've told." He was pretty sure that would get a laugh out of Michael which is what he wanted but he was also telling the truth, One Direction was the freckled male's guilty pleasure.
@lets-burn-down-hot-topic-again
Kyle snuck out of class, to the back of the school to try and sneak a cigarette. He knew a place where he could smoke somewhat undetected, he made his way to the Goth's spot and pulled out his pack. He stood where he couldn't be seen by anyone at school but far enough away that he wasn't bugging the Goths. He lit his smoke and made eye contact with the tallest there, it was weird he never really noticed him before 'He's kinda cute' he thought. He sent a small awkward smile towards Micheal hoping to get any type of reaction.
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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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Kyle continued to look at the girl with concern, "There you go." He spoke soft, "I'm sure it'll all end up okay. I've been through some terrible things with my friends and family, somehow it always turns out okay." He kept his breathing calm trying to keep the area under a calmer vibe, "and you can cry on me all you want, for as long as you want. I don't have anywhere I really need to be, so I'm here for you." He still kept in his mind that this was a stranger but she felt less and less strange to him every moment he felt her in his arms.
@seascummm 》♡𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓.
❝Shit! Sorry- I didn't see you, I wasn't looking where I was going!❞ a short, brown-haired teenager exclaimed as she crashed into the male before her. She was clearly shaken up about something...but what? As she made eye-contact, her crystal blue eyes were clouded with some sort of terror mixed with a hint of intense sadness.
Kyle looked at the shorter female whom he just bumped into, "Woah, hey." Kyle looked at with concern, he could see the look in her eyes and felt that he needed to make sure she was okay. "Are you okay? Do you need help?" He asked placing his hands on her shoulders trying to do his best to comfort her even though he was some random stranger.
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Kyle let out a sigh almost of relief, "Oh." He smiled softly down at the girl, "Well, it shows you're a good person, since you feel bad and all." Once she started to tear up he felt the need to comfort her the best he could without being creepy. "Okay, I'm going to hug you now, if you don't want it or feel to squished just let me know and I'll back off." He wrapped his long arms around her pulling her gently to his warm chest, "You can cry with me it's okay but try and take some deep breath." He rubbed her upper back gently and stayed quite waiting for her next move.
@seascummm 》♡𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓.
❝Shit! Sorry- I didn't see you, I wasn't looking where I was going!❞ a short, brown-haired teenager exclaimed as she crashed into the male before her. She was clearly shaken up about something...but what? As she made eye-contact, her crystal blue eyes were clouded with some sort of terror mixed with a hint of intense sadness.
Kyle looked at the shorter female whom he just bumped into, "Woah, hey." Kyle looked at with concern, he could see the look in her eyes and felt that he needed to make sure she was okay. "Are you okay? Do you need help?" He asked placing his hands on her shoulders trying to do his best to comfort her even though he was some random stranger.
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Kyle listened to each word carefully, there wasn't a whole lot of time in his life where he had got the chance to get a glimpse of who Michael was so he was rather excited but was good at hiding it. His emerald eyes looking over the male beside him, enjoying the sound of his voice, he found his voice calming, smooth and better than any voice he had been listening to recently. Now the Red haired male hadn't realized it yet but his cheeks started to heat up and turn a rose pink, matching his cold nose.
Once his cigarette went out he lit another one and smiled to himself when he heard Michael mention that he likes to draw the sunset, that was definitely something he knew not many people would know about him, he felt a slight honor knowing something more personal about the person most people only looked at as the Goth Kid. "I like that, I bet you've drew some beautiful sunsets." Kyle smiled softly at Michael, "What am I doing here?" He repeated the question with a hollowed voice like he was lost in thought.
He wasn't sure what to say, 'Oh I'm here because I can't stand to be around my armpit of a mother or I knew my friends won't come back here looking for me so I'm safe from the every day idiotic fights.' He would say neither, "More like just feeding my cough so I can annoy the hell out of Cartman in class." He smirked and took a long drag from his cigarette, clearly that was a dumb answer but it was the best he could come up with after such a long day.
He wasn't so sure talking about himself was the right way to go but he also wasn't sure asking Michael about his life was the way to go either, actually he was sure that wasn't the right way to go. It was almost as if a lightbulb went off in Kyle's head, he quickly piped up, "What type of music do you listen to most?" That has to be a comfortable medium of getting to know him more. Kyle wasn't sure the type of music he listened to was going to be anything Michael would ever really listen to but he had an open mind about music and was always willing to try something new, "I'm sure the stuff I listen isn't really your type." He pulled at the back of his hat with a nervous chuckle.
@lets-burn-down-hot-topic-again
Kyle snuck out of class, to the back of the school to try and sneak a cigarette. He knew a place where he could smoke somewhat undetected, he made his way to the Goth's spot and pulled out his pack. He stood where he couldn't be seen by anyone at school but far enough away that he wasn't bugging the Goths. He lit his smoke and made eye contact with the tallest there, it was weird he never really noticed him before 'He's kinda cute' he thought. He sent a small awkward smile towards Micheal hoping to get any type of reaction.
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secret relationship prompts: getting caught & confronted
requested by: @screnwriter ; [ cw: one mention of drugs ]
“ oh my! ”
“ where were you last night ? ”
“ i saw you with that lady yesterday. ”
“ i'm fed up with your lies. ”
“ tell me the truth, now. ”
“ you are full of lies. ”
“ stop making excuses. ”
“ i saw you. i saw you two together! ”
“ what is your relationship with her? ”
“ tell me . ”
“ you're the worst at keeping secrets. how long did you think you could fool around and make ridiculous excuses without me noticing it? ”
“ you're dating them? them?! ”
“ i can't believe you're serious. ”
“ i can't believe it. ”
“ i'm disgusted by you. ”
“ are you in your right mind? ”
“ are you mad ? ”
“ tell me why you would date someone like them! ”
“ i thought... i thought you were better than that. ”
“ i can't even begin to understand why you would get into a relationship with her. ”
“ you couldn't have gone for someone better than that? ”
“ why'd you have to go for her?”
“ you've got bad taste. ”
“ you're a real mess. ”
“ how long? ” [a confused pause] “ how long have you two been in a relationship ? ”
“ and how much longer will you keep this a secret? ”
“ i’m telling mother about this. ” “ no, please don't ! ”
“ what will you do if your family finds about this, huh? ”
“ how long do you think it's going to take before your family finds out ? ”
“ i don't want them to find out, okay?! ”
FROM FAMILY:
“ tell me it's not true! spare me from depression! ”
“ i wish i'd known when you were born that you were going to betray me like this. ”
“ i never expected this from you. ”
“ have you hit your head? ”
“ are you in your senses? ”
“ are you doing drugs? ”
“ what have i done to deserve this? ”
“ i raised you like my own child and this is how you pay me back? ”
“ why would you betray us like this? ”
“ you've disgraced me. ”
“ our reputation will be ruined. ”
“ we're going to be the next talk of town. ”
“ you will make a fool out of us. ”
“ you have made a fool out of us. ”
“ have you no respect for us? ”
“ we expressly forbade you . ”
“ i'm so disgusted i can't even — ”
“ you will cut all ties with her . ”
“ no more. you will stop this now, you will stop meeting with her. ”
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more random dialogue prompts ,
“why do you have that look on your face?”
“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”
“what have you done to yourself?”
“did you do something different with your hair?”
“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”
“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”
“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”
“there’s something wrong with me.”
“no, i don’t hate you.”
“hey stupid.”
“we’re aren’t them.”
“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”
“you know you’re wrong.”
“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”
“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”
“what makes me so special?”
“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”
“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”
“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
"how about we don’t do that.”
“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”
“you’re the worst.”
“i don’t need you right now.”
“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”
“i thought you were supposed to call me.”
“take my hand.”
“i need you.”
“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”
“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”
“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”
“why won’t you tell me what happened?”
“you don’t know what this means to me.
“i know it doesn’t make sense.”
“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”
“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”
“your voice is putting me to sleep.”
“did you find what you were looking for?”
"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”
“well, i guess that’s broken.”
“i thought it was part of the act.”
“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”
“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”
“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”
“how could you do this to me?”
“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”
“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”
“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”
“people think i’m weird.”
“i think i’m losing myself again.”
“you can’t be here.”
“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”
“do you know what today is?”
“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”
“i need to get out.”
“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”
“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”
“you gonna eat that?”
“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”
“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”
“we’ll never make it in time.”
“you’d be late for your own funeral.”
“you should have seen it coming.”
“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”
“why can’t you just be happy for me?”
“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”
“is this how you flirt with everyone?”
“how much longer till we’re there?”
“what have you done?”
“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”
“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”
“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”
“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”
“i never want to hear you say that again.”
“you’re all i have.”
“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”
“i was doing so well until you showed up.”
“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”
“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”
“how can you stand this place?”
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”
“you need to stop.”
“i don’t like that look, what happened?”
“is that seriously your password?”
“what’s your problem?”
“you had no right to use it without asking.”
“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”
“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”
“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”
“why do you want to help me?”
“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”
“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”
“hey, look what came in the mail!”
“do you want to get a drink or something?”
“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”
“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”
“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”
“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”
“you need to leave.”
“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”
“i do blame you.”
“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”
“you’re no longer useful to me.”
“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”
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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( smut / nsfw implied sentence starters with not so vulgar language. )
❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ how badly do you want me? ❜
❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜
❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. ❜
❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜
❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜
❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜
❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜
❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜
❛ take off your clothes. ❜
❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜
❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜
❛ is this okay? ❜
❛ you know you love me. ❜
❛ i want you to feel good. ❜
❛ make me. ❜
❛ i want this. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you’re such a tease. ❜
❛ want me to model these for you? ❜
❛ we have to make this quick. ❜
❛ what are you looking at? ❜
❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜
❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜
❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜
❛ this is a one time thing. ❜
❛ you know where to find me. ❜
❛ did i say you could stop? ❜
❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜
❛ i want to see you. ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜
❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜
❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜
❛ you’re really good at that. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜
❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜
❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜
❛ tell me what you want. ❜
❛ here’s my hotel room number. ❜
❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜
❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜
❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ you could never hurt me. ❜
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//Hello everyone! I will be back soon. I'll try to get back to some things today. I know it has taken me forever I just got sick with covid :/ finally feeling a little better today.
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Kyle hadn't been sitting by himself for too long but he was lost in thought. There were a lot of things Kyle hadn't told anyone and it seemed to make his life harder and harder each day. Yes he was happy most of the time and he did have his friends but he was tired of being the go-to 'Help' friend, he always wanted to be there for his friends if they needed it but half the time it had something to do with a stupid argument Kenny and Cartman are having that Stan has no interest in settling because he is too busy with Wendy. Then there was also a secret Kyle had that he was sure would mess up home life and if he told anyone at school there was no doubt that it would end up in his mother's ears, Kyle is Pansexual. He didn't care about gender in the slightest, it was mostly about personality with him, of course, he would never object that finding the other person attractive was important too.
Kyle's thoughts were interrupted by a platform boot hitting his leg, he looked up in shock as again the cigarette was plucked from his mouth. He rolled his eyes, pulled another smoke from his nearly empty pack and plopped it in his mouth. "Oh. No really? I was pretty sure these were curing my morning cough." The red-headed male chuckled while lighting his new smoke, "I didn't think I'd be seeing you here this afternoon Michael." He made a point to say his name just so he knew he was fully aware of who he is, he and his friends did help him at one point or another in the old games he use to play with the boys. He took a long drag of his smoke and looked over the other male sitting beside him, he never really noticed how well put together Michael was but then again he never really noticed Michael more than one of the Goths. Today however Kyle was seeing Michael for an individual for the first time and he was enjoying who he was slowly seeing.
@lets-burn-down-hot-topic-again
Kyle snuck out of class, to the back of the school to try and sneak a cigarette. He knew a place where he could smoke somewhat undetected, he made his way to the Goth's spot and pulled out his pack. He stood where he couldn't be seen by anyone at school but far enough away that he wasn't bugging the Goths. He lit his smoke and made eye contact with the tallest there, it was weird he never really noticed him before 'He's kinda cute' he thought. He sent a small awkward smile towards Micheal hoping to get any type of reaction.
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@stcnmxrsh
Kyle jumped onto his best friends back laughing, they had just had their graduation and we're hanging out at the front of the school with their families. "We did it!" He exclaimed joyfully. He still had his graduation gown on but his hat was somewhere else leaving his curly hair to get all over his face as he celebrated, "You ready for the party at Cyldes?" He asked still hanging off Stans back.
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@Kybee48
Kyle watched the new student walk into the classroom with interest, she was introduced as Kybee. She was asked to sit just a few seats beside Kyle, he smiled warmly at her as she last past him.
After class had ended he made his say to her desk to introduce himself, "Hey! I'm Kyle." He held his hand out to her to shake it.
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Kyle watched the taller male make his way towards him, he felt his face heat up as his cigarette was returned to him. "Well I just figured here would be the best spot to have a smoke without getting in shit, Garrison is constantly getting on my ass and today I didn't feel like dealing with his shit." He shrugged trying to keep his cool, he was getting more and more nervous with each sentence said between the two of them. After he finished his smoke he scrunched the butt under his shoe. "Well, I should probably get back. I've got football practice after class and I know Stan will be pissed if I was out here smoking." He nervously excused himself, "I'll see you around though Micheal." Kyle sent the other a small smile before making his way back to class.
After school and football practice Kyle figured the Goths would be gone so he threw on some tunes and sat where he was easier while chain-smoking, he was pretty stressed from everyone lately. He just wanted a few hours to not be who everyone went to for everything.
@lets-burn-down-hot-topic-again
Kyle snuck out of class, to the back of the school to try and sneak a cigarette. He knew a place where he could smoke somewhat undetected, he made his way to the Goth's spot and pulled out his pack. He stood where he couldn't be seen by anyone at school but far enough away that he wasn't bugging the Goths. He lit his smoke and made eye contact with the tallest there, it was weird he never really noticed him before 'He's kinda cute' he thought. He sent a small awkward smile towards Micheal hoping to get any type of reaction.
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@seascummm 》♡𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓.
❝Shit! Sorry- I didn't see you, I wasn't looking where I was going!❞ a short, brown-haired teenager exclaimed as she crashed into the male before her. She was clearly shaken up about something...but what? As she made eye-contact, her crystal blue eyes were clouded with some sort of terror mixed with a hint of intense sadness.
Kyle looked at the shorter female whom he just bumped into, "Woah, hey." Kyle looked at with concern, he could see the look in her eyes and felt that he needed to make sure she was okay. "Are you okay? Do you need help?" He asked placing his hands on her shoulders trying to do his best to comfort her even though he was some random stranger.
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I'm being called out 🤣 Sorry Cartman.
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@omgth3yki113dk3nny
Kyle looked over at the blonde make sitting beside him, "You know I can barely make out what you say when you double up with a mask and your parka." Kyle tolled his eyes when Kenny spoke the second time, "Dude, I cannot hear you take off the mask you do not need it with the parka on."
//I hope I tagged you properly. I'm a newb here.
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