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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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This had me rolling. Doc is one of the Hermits that Pix watches for the Recap. His first episode is THREE HOURS LONG xD
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Doc: What can I do to make this already optimised-to-hell task marginally more efficient?
Zedaph: What can I do to make this trivial task wildly inefficient for my own amusement?
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This is the greatest thing I have seen today. I can picture it so clearly - tiny German toddler saying "Decked Out" - Doc's surprise - I hope Doc is willing to do a run with Doccy on his lap
Doccy deserves to see more Big Grey Cows
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The HermitCrimes End of Season Crime Review
It's the end of another season of Hermitcraft, and an end to the noble duty of recording how much crime the hermits have committed in the past 2 years
Give or take a few hundred murders, it's not an exact science
So before I get hit over the head with a steel chair by a hermit posting any more videos and/or announcing that season 10 starts tomorrow (It's not. Probably.)
How are the crime stats looking?
Let's start off with...
Our Honourable (And Dishonourable) Mentions
And now for...
The Least Crimes Awards
(Note: All names marked with a * from this point onwards have taken hiatuses from the server, thus affecting their results)
But the question we've all been waiting for:
Who is the most wanted criminal on the Hermitcraft server?
Well it's not these guys.
Because they are...
The Runners Up!
So who could it be?
Well dear viewers it is time to reveal to you...
The Most Wanted Criminal of Hermitcraft Season 9!
Indeed, Geminitay has swiped the crown from previous winner Mumbo Jumbo's head... Probably while she was cutting it off to decorate her basement with
She is living the cottagecore dream
The Charts:
Total Hermit Crimes:
842
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[image ID: two images. the first is a tweet from Docm77. It reads “For some reason my logo suggestion for my shop was turned down. Can’t imagine why.”
The second is a screenshot of the hermitcraft discord chat, which was attached to the tweet. Doc shares a link to a Belmarzi tweet suggesting a “Big Wood” logo that is deliberately designed so the text is subtly shaped like a dick. The hermits respond:
Hypno: oh my
GeminiTay: [a pepe emote that is sweating with a :| expression, holding up a red sign that says ‘NO’]
Smallishbeans: that’s actually a really clever logo design, completely inappropriate but kinda genius
Docm77: yeah, super genius, lol
Xisuma: [a picard facepalm reaction gif] omg… i was wondering what the big deal was? Took me forever to see it
Docm77: lol
ZombieCleo: That’s a merch logo if I ever saw one /end ID]
putting this on the list with “iskalls villagers” as one of my favorite images of hermit communication of all time i am laughing so much at all of these responses,
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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Hermit-a-day 21: BdoubleO100!
I’ve been saving this painting (under cut) for a few months now because it just fits Bdubs so well!
This painting is by Jules-Cyrille Cavé and is titled “The Flower Girl”
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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.
2/11/2005 - 24/5/24
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I love the fact that you put rangers apprentice on there because that was my favorite series ever as a kid and noo one else knows it irl
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