Holy shit Uncle Iroh takes no prisoners when it comes to being an ally

the average person's understanding of the "squirrel" could stand expansion. most people think of grey squirrels and red squirrels. urge them to think a little harder and they might come up with chipmunks and flying squirrels, while asking "i mean, do those really count?"

prepare yourselves.

A question I get asked a lot while working at a public library is "how do you deal with homeless people?"

And the answer is, we don't.

The unhoused people who come here seeking refuge 99% of the time understand that they will be kicked out if they misbehave.

The people you have to watch out for are Jessica, who only came because the kid she didn't want had to visit for a homework assignment and she just *needs* to yell at her child for asking to borrow two books or stay an extra five minutes, or Michael, who came in to look at porn on our computers for whatever fucking reason, or Karen who just wanted to come by to throw a fit that the particular book she wanted was checked out and harrass our staff about our collection being too limited.

99% of the time, the people we need to ban are middle to upper-middle class white people while the homeless and mentally ill/disabled people mind their own damn business and are honestly some of the best patrons we have.

one of my grandparents’ kittens taking a nap inside a toy truck

[Me addressing a horrified crowd as I am at last consumed by the corruption and horrifically transformed into something unspeakable and distinctly other than human] Well it's not my fault you don't have a sense of whimsy

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

Arthur deserves to treat himself mkay

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

i blog for girls who can’t remember anything because they smoke weed

Velázquez, 1623 / Anonymous, c. 1630 / Velázquez, 1631 / Velázquez, 1644 / Carreño de Miranda, c. 1645 / Anonymous, c. 1660

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