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My Favorite KurtBastian FanFics

1.   Legally in love by KrazyForKurtbastian:  A year after Sebastian Smythe and Kurt Hummel break up, Sebastian a successful named partner in his own law firm (with his happily married friends Jeff and Nick) finds himself alone on his birthday.

2.  Who, Being Loved is Poor? by KrazyForKurtbastian:  Long ago in a land far away both Prince Sebastian and his devious step brother Prince Hunter have feelings for the lowly but beautiful stable hand’s son Kurt Hummel. As both princes compete for the peasant boy’s affections Kurt must decide who he loves, the kind but misunderstood crown prince or his deceptively sweet brother?

3.  It’s Just Like a Movie by AndersonRex:  Kurt was a journalist for a struggling celebrity magazine, and Sebastian was an actor with enough baggage to go around. It’s only when Kurt’s boss assigned him an article that requires him get closer to his former rival, that he starts to wonder if the pros really do outweigh the cons.

4.  Beautiful Things Never Last by AndersonRex:  After Klaine’s breakup, Kurt seeks solace in Virginia. There he finds a certain Warbler who might help him rediscover the original Kurt Elizabeth Hummel.

5.  The Time When… by Starlight_Daylight: Collection of moments Kurt and Sebastian shared the time when they…Drabbles are not necessarily from the same AU unless stated otherwise. If not, they have no relations to each other.

6.  ‘til Kingdom Come by flipmeforward (vinterdrog): Series chronicalling the lives of Kurt and Sebastian.

7.  A Winter Full of Kurtbastian by afterdalton

8.  KB Week 2014 by OfAGroovyMind:  

Day 1: Dalton!Kurtbastian. Day 2: Cheerio!Kurt x Lacrosse Captain!Sebastian. Day 3: Crossover or AU. Day 4: Body Swap. Day 5: College!AU. Day 6: S4 Redo. Day 7: Online.

9.  If I Never Drew You by Leydhawk:  Kurt has always drawn his clothing designs on a model of a boy he sees in his mind, a boy with green eyes, who grew and changed as Kurt did. When he gets into an AP art program at the local college, he never expects to meet the boy in person, or that Sebastian has been drawing Kurt since childhood as well.

10. Give Me a Memory. by Teardropfires: “So for three years now, they’ve been doing this. This admittedly weird friendship that toed the line into unknown territory more times than he can count. Kurt had always assumed it was one-sided and unrequited.But none of this explains why Sebastian attacked Kurt mid sentence by smashing his face against his.”

11.  Like One of Your French Boys by cornflakesareglutenfree:  Sebastian draws, okay? It’s a masculine pursuit. Get over it. And sure, Kurt has good lines. And maybe he should take his pants off. OR The fic where Sebastian is drawing Kurt in a coffee shop and then things get *saucy*.

12.  Meerkat Day by delightful_fear:  A Groundhog Day AU. Sebastian & Kurt are complete opposites, and being thrown together for a big case, when the universe throws a wrench into the works. Can Sebastian overcome the time loop he’s stuck in, and come out the other side smiling?

13.  Wrong Window by delightful_fear:  It starts with Sebastian sexting Kurt by accident…. Or was it an accident? Things heat up between them and then go in a surprising direction.

14.  Distraction 'verse by artist_artists:  The first Kurtbastian fics I ever wrote! These go AU after season three, since they were written that summer, and it follows Kurt and Sebastian’s relationship from friends in college to more.

15.  Coffeeshop Drabbles by KurtbastianJust:  A Collection Of Drabbles, none interconnected but ALL of them kurtbastian!

16.  Glitter and Grease by scifigeek14:  The club was called Desire and it was about as cliche as strip clubs came. What wasn’t expected was that the Raven was Kurt Hummel or that Sebastian Smythe would discover this fact.

17.  The Love You’re Given by Teardropfires:  Kurt and Blaine have been somewhat happily married for almost 16 years. They have a beautiful six year old daughter, they have great friends, a nice home in the city, and Kurt has a job that he loves. After an embarrassing flop from his first attempt as a solo act on Broadway, Blaine starts teaching at a few of the universities and has made the family move further from the theater district, much to Kurt’s dismay. Kurt continues to work his way through the community separate from Blaine, but has always been reluctant to take on major roles in order to keep the peace with his husband. After a drunken night of writing, Kurt and Rachel create the start of a promising new musical that has them all excited. When it gets up and running and receives some positive buzz, it puts a strain on an already rocky marriage. But one Sebastian Smythe, fresh off a nervous breakdown, threatens to knock it over the final edge when Jesse hires him as the producer. Kurt tries to save his marriage, be a good father, have a successful career, and find happiness.

18.  Summer Wind by iaminarage:  This verse is basically a series of fluffy one shots. In this verse, Kurt and Sebastian started dating in January of Kurt’s Sophomore year at NYADA. Sebastian is a student at NYU. It is generally canon compliant through the end of season 4.

19.  Control of the Heart by xonceinadream:  Sebastian’s always hated knowing who his soulmate is going to be, that he couldn’t choose his life. When Sebastian meets Kurt at Dalton his life turns upside down. He’s not ready for a relationship but he doesn’t want to hurt Kurt. When Kurt meets Blaine and starts falling for him that changes things for Sebastian and he comes to a few realizations. 

20.  Not Enough by Obsessivecompulsivereadr: After a year of a relationship with both Blaine and Sebastian, Kurt has had enough, and he’s decided to remove the source of all his relationship problems from the equation… himself.

21.  Make Me Happy by iaminarage:  After spending two years out on tour with Wicked, Kurt Hummel is finally back in New York and ready to take the next step in his career. What he’s not ready for is the sudden reappearance of Sebastian Smythe. This is the story of a career, a relationship, and a group of friends finding their way in the city they all love.

22.  Four Hearts by KurtsAnatomy (TheSwanOfWinterfell):  Blaine Anderson, Elliott Gilbert, Adam Crawford and Sebastian Smythe are the four rulers of Dalton Academy and the Warbler Council Members. When new kid Kurt Hummel auditions for the Warblers, all four of them slowly begin to fall in love with him. Who will get him?

23. Is It Stalking If You Have Permission? by JessAlmasy:  The one where Kurt tries to turn a stalker into a boyfriend but has the small problem of not knowing who’s texting him.

24.  Life in Technicolor by hammersandstrings:  Kurt is fresh off a Tony win when he faces his toughest role yet: PR boyfriend to Academy Award nominee and resident pain in the ass, Sebastian Smythe.

25.  Hunter Clarington: A Mystery by rasyaharidy:  Kurt Hummel, an up and rising Broadway and film actor, is happily married with entrepreneur Sebastian Smythe, and best friends with renowned orthopedist Hunter Clarington. Although he is tied down with Sebastian for years as of now, some people would see the three of them in a polyamorous relationship, because of the affection Hunter gives to Kurt and the latter doesn’t even mind. But, of course, there’s a story behind everything. It is quite long, though.

26.  Of Bear Cubs, Meerkats, and Hobbits by Obsessivecompulsivereadr:  Blaine has cheated on Kurt, and while Kurt is in no way surprised, he is surprised about who Blaine cheated with – Dave Karofsky. While Kurt sets out to make changes in his life, Blaine won’t accept the break-up without a fight. And an unexpected friendship with Sebastian Smythe changes everything for Kurt.

27.  It’s Just A Bar, Right? by JessAlmasy:  After leaving NYADA, Kurt finds himself working in a bar with the last people he’d ever dreamed of. He’d known he was making a mistake since he first walked in the door, but he’d had no idea what he was getting himself into, or where it would lead. AKA: The CoyoteUgly!Glee story that never should have been written.

28.  Later Then? by Obsessivecompulsivereadr:   Sebastian pulled him close and dipped his mouth near Kurt’s ear again, “Isn’t this where you tell me you have a boyfriend and I say something about not caring?”

29.  Call It a Clan (Call It Family) by monchy   On any regular day, Kurt would claim to hate children. But then, well, then there’s Madeleine Smythe.

30.  Safe Harbor by KattsEyeDemon:  When tragedy strikes, Sebastian has to find help in the one place he would never have thought. Living with Hudmels proves to be a blessing and his undoing at the same time: can he resist the boy he simply can’t have? Or will these unwelcome feelings destroy his only safe harbor?

- Link to My Favorite Lady Divine (because she is the KurtBastian Queen) Stories:http://nikijuly17th-kurtbastian.tumblr.com/post/157618107572/my-favorite-lady-divine-kurtbastian-fanfics

- I will probably have part 2 and 3, because there’s just so much talent.

- And seriously check out  hazelandglasz, iaminarage ,  Lady Divine (fhartz91),  hummelssmythe,  scifigeek14,  lilinas,  cacophonylights,  Thumb3l1n4,  afterdalton,  flipmeforward (vinterdrog),  OfAGroovyMind,  AndersonRex,  KrazyForKurtbastian,  Leydhawk,  Teardropfires,  Starlight_Daylight,  delightful_fear,  artist_artists,  Valdyr,   Daughter_of_Scotland, Obsessivecompulsivereadr and  JessAlmasy on AO3. INSANELY TALENTED WRITERS.

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When Lucius finally loses it:

Scorpius: I'm gay and I think I love Albus Potter.

Lucius: Of course you do. You wouldn't be a fucking Malfoy in this day and age if you don't come out as gay and confess your love for a Potter. Go be with Albus, Scorpius and please, for the love of Merlin, go give birth to a son and make sure another Potter is born so he can come to me and tell me he's gay too and just LOVES a Potter. You know what? Fuck it. Let's just change our last name to Potter. That might make things 10x easier.

Draco: FATHER!

Lucius: *calls to Narcissa* Hey, Narcissa? I'm sorry, I have to leave you because confessing our love to a Potter has become a new Malfoy tradition!

Scorpius: ....what is happening?

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ron and harry sitting in the great hall

draco, walking towards Harry's part of the table and leaning to the side: hey potter, nice fingers.

harry: um, thanks?

draco: yknow, they'd look better wrapped around my-

ron: THEYD ALSO LOOK BETTER WRAPPED AROUND THE BOOK OF THE LORD, AMEN

Ron: So how are you and Malfoy?

Harry: He kicked me out of bed last night.

Ron: Why?

Harry: Because I walked into our room and as I was getting into bed I said "Is it okay if I...Slyther-in?"

Ron:

Harry: Get it?

Ron:

Harry:

Ron: I would have kicked you out too.

flirting on the training grounds

Draco: *walks over to harry* Good lunges, Potter. Love your thighs.

Harry: Aw thanks, babe.

Draco: It's best when you're kneeling and pu-

Ron: WHEN HE'S KNEELING AND PUTS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR SAYING 'PRAISE JESUS' AMEN.

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Pansy: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Granger, Weasley, Potter.

Draco: Fuck, Potter. Marry, Potter. Kill, Potter.

Pansy: That can't be healthy.

Headcanon: Like Salazar Slytherin, each founder had a hidden chamber. Godric Gryffindor made a training room full of magical weapons, only to be opened by a true Gryffindor. Rowena Ravenclaw made a library full of every book ever written, muggle and magical, updating every day, only to be opened by those who trukly crave knowledge. Helga Hufflepuff made a simple room, made to cater to the needs of anyone who needed it. To this day, it is known as the Room of Requirement.

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hey Serra!!! so I have a bit of a dilemma.....I've read every single fic on your humor rec list. I was wondering if you could update it again?(ik you love angst but hopefully you've read some funny fics recently) thanks so much!!

Hey lovely anon friend, who seems to know me so well. :) You’re on your lucky day, here’s humor part 2 specially for you. (part 1 here)Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi (57k)Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

A Series of Unfortunate Events by plotting_pen (25k)Harry Potter has a tendency to show up whenever Draco’s in trouble. Draco’s not quite sure he hates it as much as he’d like.101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes by who_la_hoop (16k) Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.Freudian Slip by jennavere (10k)Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter.  Fed up, his father makes him get therapy.Are You There God? It’s Me, Draco by floweringjudas (24k)Harry and Draco are straight Aurors. Then they’re gay teachers. It makes sense in context.Draco Malfoy, Drama Llama by enchanted_jae (5k)A stolen chocolate lands Draco Malfoy in a sticky situation, but how did Harry get caught up in the drama?Side-Along by lumosed_quill (22k)If this wasn’t a curse then it was Hell.  Because surely, in Hell, all roads would lead to Harry Potter’s living room.Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi_Ohmy (41k) Harry’s house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it’s Draco Malfoy.The Venice Job by nishizono (27k)Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.To Love a Loathed (Arch) Enemy by @sophiefrench77 (11k)“For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back.”Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history.Thou Art More Lovely by writcraft (8k) When Harry Potter is cursed by an innocuous looking book, he is rendered incapable of speaking in anything other than rhyming verse.  Harry struggles through his treatments with a gleeful Healer Malfoy all while faced with the prospect of becoming the Wizarding world’s worst poet in living memory.  Things take a turn for the worst when Harry discovers that the curse has its own unusual and typically poetic cure.More Than That by joosetta (10k)This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.Doer of Good Deeds by Lomonaaeren (6k)Ron certainly knows how to recognize obsession when he sees it, thanks to feeling some of the same with Hermione. And he would rather that Harry’s obsession with Draco Malfoy end sooner rather than later. Otherwise, Ron’s afraid that he’s going to spend the rest of his life hearing about how ugly all of Malfoy’s girlfriends are.One Night at the Leaky by birdsofshore (12k)Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.A Choice of Wings by Lomonaaeren (18k)A Choice of Wings is Harry’s matchmaking business for Veela who have trouble finding mates. And Draco Malfoy is his most difficult client.Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive by @sophiefrench77 (3k)Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive. Not even one bit. Nope.Harry Potter is an Arrogant Prick by @sophiefrench77 (3k)Harry Potter is an arrogant prick.And he likes fucking with Draco’s head and well, other things too. [Sequel to Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive]Haute Allure by zeitgeistic (12k)Harry is famous for his menswear now. Malfoy is the inside leg that he loves running his tape measure up.Catch 22 by jad (49k)As if NEWTS weren’t enough, Dumbledore’s gone and had another one of his ‘bright ideas.’ If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry’s correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Check Me Out by lumosed_quill (3k)Draco works as a librarian. Harry visits often and attempts (possibly) to flirt with Draco through his choice of books. Draco is not getting it. At all.Tread That Fine Line by disapparater (5k)Harry could cope with being in love with Draco, it was the needing to get fucked by him that was driving Harry insane.Too Many Potters by dysonrules (7k)The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. Harry is unpleasantly surprised at the results. At least at first.