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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Happy 4/27, Stanley!! [Blank Scripts AU/shitpost]
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HAPPY STANLEY DAY GUYS!!!!
Wdym I haven’t posted for like.. half a year?? PSHH!! Get outta heeeereee hahaha.. I don’t.. know what you mean…
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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon
and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything
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to me he looks like this
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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT
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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually
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Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
#NOOO DON'T DRAG ASTRALSPIFF'S NAME INTO SOMETHING AS VILE AS THIS#SPIFF (the youtuber) DESERVES BETTER
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