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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#caterpie. It's on brand for me

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#Wow!#I did not know they were still operating but in retrospect that makes sense

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krowmeats · 1 day

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#shitposting #cw surgery

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krowmeats · 2 days

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furniture shopping ya tasteless dopes

#puppetry #Raggedy Florentino for Tonka is their full name the furniture was actually designed for the Hasbro catalogue

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i am.. still reeling from this experience :/

#art reblog #comic

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Hoodie

#yarnold #puppet

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I think Yarnold is my fursona honestly. Rat me is still there but I think the truest representation of my self is a bug with an old man's face

#yarnold

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Yarnold puppet is finally real but since I didn't macaroni his body correctly his neck is all fucked up. These are the perils of making your oc a giant tube

#my art #puppet #yarnold #oc

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krowmeats · 3 days

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Goodnight, Talala

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#art reblog #The monkey's paw in the background with the single curled finger is a nice detail

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krowmeats · 5 days

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From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast

#joke reblog #me talking to my boyfriend

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krowmeats · 5 days

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Probably bring certain deceased relatives of mine back to life but first I'm gonna check out the 90s to see if the people hyping up Gen Xers' wild 20s were full of shit or not. Also the 70s to check out early queer culture and the Dead Kennedys. Then the 2000s because I was 7 for most of it and I feel like I didn't fully appreciate 9/11. If I haven't been killed in any of those eras for either being gay or too high then I'll get around to saving my dad

#I'd be living through the exact inverse of Russian Doll season 2 #The universe would be screaming at me to try to prevent my own trauma to make some point about growing to accept our own pasts #meanwhile I'm just chilling watching live airings of mission hill and going to bars to hit on gay hippies

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krowmeats · 5 days

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