“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”

Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds

‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?

kristen applebees realest lesbian bc i too would see a nice 6'6" girl in a beekeeper suit who loved baklava and be down bad enough to let her take 24 hours to workshop a pick up line

Also some of them

hey guys! do you think after her and tracker broke up, kristen thought she’d have to leave mordred? do you think she got out a half explanation to jawbone that he didn’t understand and assumed meant that she’d be gone for the evening, not forever? do you think adaine or fig walked in on her packing? do you think she cried because she didn’t want to have to go back to her parents but she didn’t want to bother fabian or riz and sandra lynn had to try and explain that she wasn’t there because of tracker, she was there because they loved her?

do you think that might have been the first time a parent figure told kristen that since she left home?

we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?

need to give my kristen design her bangs back tbh. i love her gay little hairstyle

"Liar, frumpy, wrong."

he died as he lived

Some of you seem to think that "class president" is a role with as much responsibility and power as a real life president. Look at me. It means fucking nothing. If you say "hmmm I don't really think Kristen is SUITED for the RESPONSIBILITY of class president" I am not going to take you seriously. Kristen has dealt with the responsibility of saving the entire world and you think class president is where it starts getting serious???

Please let Sandra Lynn fistfight Bobby Dawn

can we normalise acknowledging a character is complex while also not having to empathise with or like them

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

imagine joining a group facetime only to see your friend, in nothing but a heart rate monitor and a g-string, holding their phone with their toe while another pours gems on them.

genuinely so much happened this episode that no one’s talking about the most important part: Second Kristen

POV: You're the rat grinders seeing Kristen Applebees

Hey I cast legend lore on you and nothing even came up :/ Yeah I guess you're not of legendary importance 🤷 loser

Kipperlilly this whole time about Riz: