John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack
🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Christian Dior Haute Couture F/W 2000
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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Sunrise, Louise Glück
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Görkem Şen is a Turkish musician who wanted to create the sounds of electronic music acoustically. His invention, the yaybahar, is a string instrument connected to drums via metal coils that creates a wide variety of otherworldly music.
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Get a random les to do your makeup by 贺呵呵
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capybara
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