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I'm not the same person i was two hundred homestuck panels ago
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Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.
Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.
Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.
Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.
Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.
And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.
I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.
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Romanticizing reading fanfiction with 100 hits. Romanticizing commenting on fics from seven years ago. Romanticizing giving kudos to a fic with three hits. Romanticizing reblogging someone’s fanfiction post from two years ago, giving them the first note on that post. Romanticizing saying in the comments “I hope there’s a chapter two, this was so good!” On a fic posted in 2013
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homestuck analysis blogs ily but honest to god i don't understand your big ass rants majority of the time, all i hear is "homestuck is a story about words written with words containing words" I don't understand how i just read 7 paragraphs and learned nothing at all, i go to reblogs and see one single tag that is one sentence and sums up the whole essay and I'm like "oh ok I get it now"
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someone take one for the team and fall in love with me
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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
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"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so
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homestuck has ruined me for fanfic because it is literally so supererior in every way. nobody is doing fanfic like homestucks.
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“I’ll block you immediately if I see that you enjoy immoral content” girl on the immoral content website??
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Hello how are you? i would like to Request headcanons for dirk, eridan and karkat (separate) with s/o who loves ocean and underwater things, they are passionate about marine life and their room has things like, a replica of poseidon's trident, a plush crab etc. . I know it's kind of vague sorry. you can do transmasc dirk i love the headcanno, also can i have the transmasc reader too or male please. please let me know if you can't place my Request some reason
Thank you so much for requesting this, I had a lot of fun writing it! Also, sorry if this is formatted weird- I’m still getting used to posting on here and haven’t figured out exactly how I want to format these
Dirk:
-Being trans himself, Dirk knows how terrible dysphoria can be so if something is making you dysphoric, he’s always there to comfort you- even if it’s over something seemingly minor
-Smuppet felt binders if you bind, he also makes sure you’re doing it safely
-Growing up surrounded by nothing but water, he likely had little interest in the ocean and marine life before he met you
-But seeing how passionate you are about marine life made him appreciate it more.
-Now when he sees the ocean, instead of the years he spent in isolation, he thinks of his boyfriend
-Hair gel and water don’t mix, so when you actually go into the water, Dirk watches from dry land
Karkat
-Every cheesy romantic movie has a scene at an aquarium, so Karkat loves the idea of taking you to one on a date
-Also loves walking along the beach with you and pointing out any small creatures you two see
-He is (obviously) a huge fan of crabs and loves that you like them too
-this leads to him buying you a lot of crab themed gifts
-every time he sees the plush crab in your room, he smiles
-being a troll he doesn’t fully understand human gender stuff, but he’s no stranger to being uncomfortable in his own body
-so if you want to vent, or just stay in bed and watch Thresh Prince reruns all day when dysphoria becomes a bit too much, he’s always there for you
Eridan
-because of how proud he is to be a sea-dweller, he loves that you know so much about the ocean and marine life
-even though he’s spent almost his entire life living on land, he starts to spend more time in the water because of you
-surprises you with literal sunken treasure as gifts
-because he hasn’t had the best luck with quadrants in the past, he does everything he can to make you know how happy he is to have you as his boyfriend/matesprit
-he loves taking turns talking about your interests-partially to show off his knowledge of war and history and also because he loves hearing you talk about something you’re so passionate about
-like Karkat, he might not fully understand dysphoria or what it’s like to be trans, but he’s always there to support you in any way he can
-he loves to put together masculine outfits for you and tells all of his friends how amazing his boyfriend/matesprit is pretty much constantly
#homestuck x reader#homestuck#Eridan#Eridan Ampora#Karkat#Karkat Vantas#dirk strider#dirk strider x reader#karkat x reader#karkat vantas x reader#eridan x reader#Eridan Ampora x reader#homestuck headcannons
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Hi, I’m Rory and I’ve decided to start getting back into writing stuff for Homestuck!
Some things to note:
-I haven’t played Friendsim or Hiveswap so I’m not familiar with those characters
-I haven’t read the epilogues so I don’t feel comfortable writing anything involving characters/events that only appear in them (so no Ult!Dirk or the new kids)
Other things I won’t write:
-Yandere or Heinoustuck (or anything involving non-con or SA)
-Anything involving active S/H or su*cide (I don’t want to potentially trigger anyone, plus I’m just not comfortable writing that kind of stuff)
Things I will write:
-headcannons/imagines/ all kinds of x reader stuff for the alpha + beta kids, as well as the trolls, dancestors, and ancestors
-romantic/red and platonic/pale relationships (potentially blackrom/auspictice as well depending on if I feel that I can write it for a specific character well enough
-poly/multiple characters in one request (just specify if it’s poly or separate for each character, with a limit of 3 characters per request)
-AUs (bloodswap, no sburb/sgrub, etc)
-trans characters (I have a soft spot for june egbert and trans strilondes, but I’m ok with writing John egbert and the strilondes as not trans too)
-Also, all characters I’m comfortable writing for are all canonically 18+ so I’m okay with writing 18+ content for them
If I haven’t listed something here and you want to know if I’ll write it, don’t be afraid to ask!
#homestuck imagine#homestuck x reader#karkat x reader#dave strider x reader#dirk strider x reader#jake english x reader#john egbert x reader#kankri x reader#cronus x reader#june egbert x reader#homestuck fanfic#homestuck fanfiction
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US & Ouran High School Host Club
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
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I miss middle school me’s ability to just post the most unhinged shit possible
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NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re so sexy!
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