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"우지현";미래의 얼짱.
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Interviewer: what scares you the most
Renjun: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death
Interviewer: and you, Jisung?
Jisung: Renjun
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Seonghwa: [sneezes]
Wooyoung, inside a washing machine: bless you
Seonghwa: thank you
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: wait-
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Seonghwa: You shouldn't be using a straw
San: I know it's bad for the environment an-
Seonghwa: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
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Jisung: we always spend our money on alarm clocks because Renjun keeps breaking them when he wakes up, right? But now we won't have to worry about it! Chenle and I solved our problem!
Jaemin: you hid the alarm clock somewhere he won't be able to break it?
Jisung: uh actually that seems like a better idea but-
Chenle: we already glued the alarm clock on the porcupine
*Renjun screaming noises echoing through the dorm*
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Johnny: What’s the highest thing you’ve ever done? One time I put a cup of water in the microwave and the cup was too tall, so I dumped some out and tried to put it back because I thought that would make it fit.
Jaehyun: I legitimately waited for a stop sign to turn green.
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Winwin: You have... a face.
Ten: Yes, I do.
Winwin: I mean, a nice face. You have a very nice face.
Ten: Thank you, I guess?
Winwin:
Winwin: Look, please just accept my attempts at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing.
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Chan: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week.
Changbin: Why?
Chan: Builds character.
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Taeyong: I like the strong and silent type
Jaehyun: *quietly lifts table*
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Kanghyun: This is probably the dumbest idea you've ever had.
Dongmyeong: So... are you in?
Kanghyun: Yes, of course.
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Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?
Xion: Brother, actually.
Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.
Xion: I'm the pretty one.
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Dongmyeong: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?
Xion: No, no, see, when I first meet somebody, it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
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Yuta: I'm a man of action. You have to act first and then learn to apologize later. Just like I do.
Taeyong: You never apologize
Yuta: Well, I would have if I had ever been wrong
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Junhui: It's really muggy outside.
Minghao: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the porch I'm breaking up with you.
Junhui: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Police: You guys are under arrest for carrying five people on a motorcycle
Renjun: Wait,,,Five?!
Poclie: Yes, five
Renjun: fuCK-
Police: Sir?
Renjun: JAEMIN FUCKING FELL OFF
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Johnny: When Ronnie said "Situations are irrelevant now" I felt that.
Yuta: When Craig said "Is it the way you feel against my body" I felt that.
Johnny: Ronnie's Diss track to I See Stars featuring Andy Beirsack though.
Yuta: When Craig licked the microphone in The Flood.
Johnny: Ronnie!
Yuta: Craig!
Taeyong: It's 2020, Craig's been in the band longer then Ronnie. Yuta wins.
Yuta: Plus Craig is hotter.
Johnny: Damn, true. He is.
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minghao: you need to stop avoiding your problems
jun: i'm not. can we talk about this later?
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Chenle: Are you causing a kerfuffle?
Jisung: Yes. Sometimes a moment calls for a kerfuffle.
Chenle: No! No moment calls for a kerfuffle! You know my feelings on this!
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