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Korbin the Goblin
Jus a silly lil goblin guy
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Are septs and septons/septas also clients at the Latin orc bistro?
i'm not sure i understand your question. the "orc bistro problem" refers to the scene in the lotr trilogy where an orc says "meat's back on the menu, boys!"
but if menus exist in middle earth, specifically in orc culture, does that mean orcs have bistros?
septas and septons are a canon in-universe religious order. they worship the seven
lucifer is a figure in christian mythology, so if there is some random lord named lucifer that implies the existence of the christian bible in westeros, which goes against canon
septas and septons are not an orc bistro problem, because though they are based on catholicism and catholic orders, they belong to an in-universe major religion
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I think Smaug had the right idea, the ultimate weighed blanket of thousands upon thousands of pounds of gold laying on top of you as you sleep, like shit I’d take a sixty year long nap too man
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a gathering of goblins is called "a handful" but if there's enough of them it's called "a problem"
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Korbin update: Someone tried to snatch hus ass up in my art class, he was just sitting on the table minding his business and someone tried to put him in their pocket wtf
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He' waiting for me to finish my shower
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He wearin his bows
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He wearin his seatbelt
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His name is Korbin, he' cute, and he's a Goblin
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