kootiepatra
Kootiepatra
Kootie's personal blog. Lately this means a lot of FFXIV yelling, mostly about my WoL Keimwyda Sylbdhemwyn. Doodles, writing, gpose, and whatever else hits my fancy. Dorky humor almost inevitably just around the corner. You have been warned. (30+, she/her, SFW)
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I am late to this, but here <3
my internal organs are actively betraying me today so please,,, take mercy on me,,, share with me your wols and ocs so that I may bask in their lovely radiance,,,
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Dear Tumblr,
Affectionately: GET BOOPED
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I genuinely love how Tumblr boops are just a catted version of the old Facebook pokes and everyone is losing their minds for it
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IT'S OK I TOOK THEM AS COMPLIMENTS
(Thumbs up from under a pile of boops)
I DIDN'T KNOW IT SENT A NOTIF WHEN YOU GOT A BOOP RIP SORRY TO @kootiepatra WHO JUST GOT MY SPAM OF 9 BOOPS IN A ROW
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tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild
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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw
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For further illustration: Keimwyda is not even especially close to max height and is still taller than *literally every alliance leader, including the one who is also a femroe*
So for those so inclined, chase your max height dreams
[grabbing your shoulders] listen. the next time you make a character in ff14 i need you to make a max height femroe. it doesnt matter how big her tits are or how muscular she is you just need to make her max height. it is the ultimate way to experience the game where you are taller than basically everyone in the msq other than varis and zenos
you are a head taller than emet-selch
even max height male au'ra pcs can't fucking measure up to your esitmated 7'3" ~ 7'4". the only people that can be taller are max height maleroe and so few people do max height
join the honorable cause of Tall Women
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Why Keimwyda's Only Canonical Mount is a Chocobo: Illustrated
#wolmeric#aymeric de borel#keimwyda sylbdhemwyn#roegadyn wol#femroe#look I adore all these goofy things and collect them obsessively#but#I trust you're picking up what I'm putting down
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Peatie does a /showleft and also a /showright
She is a sweet girl and I just had to make these. Opaque versions first, transparent after. (Feel free to use 'em if you're not doing bot-or-blockchain stuff with them)
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I love this *so much*. And it's good advice for tackling any kind of brain weasels, honestly. Even in the name of venting, going "I suck / am stupid / can't do anything right / am worthless" etc. both hurts you and puts others in a very tricky spot of having to simultaneously reject what you're saying while trying to help you feel supported.
It is far more useful to:
A) pin down what the problem is or what you actually need [i.e., I am exhausted and work has been really hard // I could use some reassurance // I need someone to tell me that I'm gonna be OK]
And/or:
B) contextualize the self-deprecation as something you're opposing [e.g. "the brain weasels are yelling at me that (negative thought) and I could use support"; "I'm fighting feeling like I should quit (beloved hobby), please help me talk through this"]. This won't necessarily fix the feelings, but it gives people a much easier on-ramp to come alongside you. It's so much easier to side *with* you, *against* the brain weasels, than it is to have to stand against *you* and the things that *you* are saying about yourself.
things you can say instead of "I'm bad at writing" or "my writing sucks"
What's wrong with saying those things? First of all, you're insulting yourself and you don't deserve that ❤️ Second of all, those statements aren't going to get you any kind of reassurance in response. The only thing anyone can really say is "no, you're/it's not" - and that will almost certainly just sound patronizing to you when you're in a funk.
Focus in on your actual feelings and thoughts instead of dumping it all under the umbrella of "bad." Even if you're only talking to yourself, you'll get a better understanding of what's actually happening and a more realistic impression of yourself and your work.
I'm not satisfied with how this story turned out.
I feel like the ending is kind of weak on this one.
I'm feeling really uncertain about my characterization in this story
Is this plot too simple? I'm worried no one will bother reading it.
Is this plot too complex? I'm worried it's meandering and that my readers will get lost or bored.
Reading my own story doesn't give me the same sense of awe that I feel when I read [another author]'s story.
I don't think I achieved what I was aiming for with this story.
I'm worried no one will like this story, so I want to tear it down preemptively before anyone else can do so.
I'm worried I'm going to disappoint the people who liked [another story I wrote]
This story is really difficult to write. It's so much harder than I thought it would be / than my last story was!
I don't seem to write stories in the same way or with the same speed or length as other writers.
I feel like no one pays attention to my writing.
Feel free to add more examples in the notes. And please remember that you don't suck at writing and your writing isn't bad. You're just being your own harshest critic. ❤️
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*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep.
(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)
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Tumblr is doing some stupid AI shit so go to blog settings > Visibility > Prevent third-party sharing.
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IF IT WEREN'T MIDNIGHT I'D BE SCREAMING IRL
"...a journey all the sweeter for the embrace which waits at the end."
Aymeric & Keimwyda - commission for @kootiepatra
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So this was SUPPOSED to just be sweet tender Valentine's nonsense but
She gets flustered easily, is the thing
And they have fun together, is the thing
I'm not sure what he said to fluster her, but it was absolutely on purpose.
I'm not sure whether these two would be a complete blast to try and take couples photos of, or a complete nightmare :D
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Like there was any way I was *not* going to do this to them
#wolmeric#aymeric de borel#aymeric x wol#femroe#wolmeric nonsense#keimwyda sylbdhemwyn#valentione's day
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