konigstigerr
I AM MY OWN KHAGAN
O grant me the mercy of the land!
O grant me the joy of the heavens!
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breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike
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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
#necromancy is just healing with black robes#life is like thermodynamics#you can only make something more alive#whether that is a human body or a bacteria
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my sink is the opposite way, the faucet is right on top of the drain and it isn't great either because to wash your face you have to move to the side, splashing water outside the sink in the process. it's just one of those things you make compromises on.
why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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I never played Life is Strange, does this match up
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thank you israel. i've been waiting for them to come back.
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whys king kong………..so fucking large
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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one
#they're all good except kale#seriously why were people so obsessed about worse spinach?#broccolinni is also really nice and fancy on the plate
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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god
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#for the longest time i was so conflicted about kabru#cause yeah he is a bit of a schemer and ur never sure what he's gonna do#but that hair is so fluffy#i'd fuck the evil out of him
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bigger ass.
WHATS YOUR DEADLIFT PR
i don’t deadlift idk why i’d want to
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