Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Capybara Empanada

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

This is the funniest message I’ve ever gotten

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

in case anyone was curious, the usps will send you a roll of 100 cremated remains stickers for free

you do not need to pay shipping they will just send it to you. for free

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this is gonna be the worst movie ever made the poster alone is making me shake

In Mario Golf: Super Rush, Toad’s spots on the sides of his head have been moved forward, so that they are no longer evenly spaced. The regular Toad model used in all other games can be seen on the right. The reason for this is unknown.

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finally

I want to try this one.

Nicki Minaj this did not happen.