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Gonna be 1000% with you guys. Gonna speak my truth here. People who act like armpits as a sex thing is like this weird crazy thing are the ones who are weird actually. Sexualizing the armpit is intuitive. When you're attracted to someone you like how they smell. Like ??? This is just how sex is. Humans are just like that. Faggots understand this
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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit
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All these years I have been so wrong about the real size of fighter jets
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more
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we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic
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the concept of the "shower beer" appears in folklore and mythology from around the world
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