happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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A cruel universe has given me a cold when I need to study for midterms
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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
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terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.
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does anyone know if we have 2024. tomorrow
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an intense hatred of capitalism vs an intense love of trinkets
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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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