knight-of-nope
Horseman of the Saxocalpyse
Heyo, I'm Jono.
29 year old music therapist and musician. Humour blog mostly, personal blog sometimes, other good shit intermittently.
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I think about this tweet almost every time I get a steam notification
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no. Yourew not allowed to enjoy d&d. ifg you are out there and enojying a game of 5e my elite squad of pbta warriors will crash in yhtough yourt windows and get a mixed success on their roll, allowing them to flawlessly handcuff and arrest you but at the cost of describing to the GM one dream they will never achieve,
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>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion
>must be a rhythm game player
>genuinely impressed at the apm
>look outside
>crabs are pinching a man to death
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Whatever the current Dark Souls speedrun record is constitutes the canon version of events.
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Tonight my first ever stand up comedy special is released. I’m dropping it for free on my YouTube channel, I just wanted as many people to be able to see it as possible not behind a paywall.
It’d mean a lot if you watched it! Or hell just leave it playing on the tv while you go out.
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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta
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