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rewatched 7x05 in its entirety and the entire conversation buck has with maddie is SO funny from maddie's perspective. like.
The FIRST thing he says. NO OTHER CONTEXT. is that he lied to eddie and it's eating him up inside.
Maddie is sitting there thinking like oh boy. lied to eddie??? Ok. what's all this then.
Buck explains about being on a date, running into Eddie and Marisol etc etc etc and after Maddie rules out buck doing something TRULY wild like dating a celebrity or a married woman she's run out of possible options as to like. WHY did Buck lie to Eddie? So ofc she asks him, why did you did that.
Buck is like I don't know.
NOW IF IM MADDIE. sitting here wondering why my baby brother just lied to his bestie about being on a date for no apparent reason. like. She's GOT to be wondering, right??? She's gotta be like. Something has CHANGED between Buck and Eddie and Buck now, out of nowhere, seems to NOT want to tell Eddie he's dating someone. WHATS all this then.
Finally she gets the crucial piece of information that oh yeah, i was on a date with a guy, no big deal maddie NOT THE POINT. obviously i check out hot guys' asses CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS
now things are making sense again. Maddie's like, yeah actually, kind of the point. You felt weird about telling Eddie you were on a date with a guy when no one, not even you, even knew you were interested in guys before. that totally tracks, very reasonable actually.
except then. THEN. Buck reveals the second crucial piece of information. that the guy Buck was on a date with. was Tommy. as in BBPU double-u backslash TOMMY. TOMMY FROM THE CALENDAR TOMMY!!!!!! WHOM. LAST MADDIE CHECKED. IS BUCK'S SOLE RIVAL IN THE BATTLE FOR EDDIE'S ATTENTION THAT HE MADE UP IN HIS HEAD.
at this point, in maddie's head she's gotta be like. ah. my little brother has entered into some kind of insane gay psychodrama of triangulated desire the likes of which patricia highsmith could only dream of. and she's just like well. it seems that your problem might be that you were on a date with a man whom not one week ago you were competing with for your best friend's attention, and now you are lying to said best friend about it and THAT PART is what made you spiral so hard you showed up at my door like a guilty puppy. and frankly. as a woman who is happily nearly-married to the love of my life whom i have a three-year-old with i am not qualified to tell you what the FUCK it is you think you are doing here. so. you should tell eddie your feelings, which you still don't understand, at some point i guess! godspeed little brother
#911 abc#evan buckley#maddie buckley#buckley siblings#lmaooo yeah she was 100% staring at the wall after buck left like “jesus. okay”
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some incorrect bucktommy for the soul
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ADORE HER
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What other genre of fiction is willing to take a premise to its logical conclusion of vampires getting high from line dancing and have me nodding like "yeah that's absolutely in line with the vamp biology in this world"
What other genre can offer a bachelorette party wherein the scariest creature around, the literal sea witch of nightmares, gets onto a karaoke stage and busts out poor unfortunate souls
What other genre is going to give me the world's silliest concepts and treat them with utter seriousness while simultaneously delivering dramatic ideas presented like a crack fic
Urban fantasy really is my favorite genre of all time, not kidding
#monsters? check. mysteries? check? completely bananas shit happening all the time? baby you know it#like yeah i'll read & enjoy other genres but they'll never be Her
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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Urban fantasy really is my favorite genre of all time, not kidding
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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cat curled up next to me on her side of the bed
one of her front legs is stretched out toward me
I grab her lil paw
cat mmmmmmrrps in confusion
give her paw some gentle rubs
soft, confused purring ensues
#the real life of todd#shira the cat#i love her she's so funny#I've never had a cat purr *in confusion* at me before 😂
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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Hen and Karen's first date in 9-1-1
6.06 ✽ Tomorrow
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