Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me
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"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly
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*blows up balls with mind*
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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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they're making a sequel to frosted mini wheats called special mini wheats with the controversial new tagline "we didn't frost these ones. something else happened."
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eleventh plague. emails.
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lots and lots and lots and lots
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everything reminds me of her (d&d character from now-defunct campaign)
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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
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redraw<3 from last year
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The way you talk to me it’s like the multitudes of rats I’ve stockpiled in your sleeves over months of careful luring and training mean nothing to you. Also their bites.
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Little Twerp getting Got (dramatization).
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