My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"

Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:

You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.

Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

i need to get frank iero pregamnant with m y kids

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arch enemies <3

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