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kkat-o · 2 years
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do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"
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kkat-o · 3 years
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the established timeline of murder on the rockport limited is like super fucked up and really funny
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kkat-o · 3 years
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Me, constantly
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kkat-o · 3 years
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In news completely unrelated to anything currently happening, I heard Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling on his legs
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kkat-o · 3 years
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Yeah don't do this
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kkat-o · 3 years
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kkat-o · 3 years
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Wow I can’t believe 2 haunted mansions and a hotel later Luigi’s finally giving those ghosts what for
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kkat-o · 3 years
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what the fuck is toad’s damage?!?
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kkat-o · 3 years
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kid, when life gets you down you got three choices
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kkat-o · 3 years
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I’m ganna make this short and I’m going to make a this fast.
If you support Trump, the terrorist yesterday and or anything associated with them GET OFF MY BLOG.
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kkat-o · 3 years
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somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.
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kkat-o · 3 years
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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kkat-o · 3 years
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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kkat-o · 3 years
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people drawing the McElroy brothers:
A perfect rendition of Griffin, an accurate and stylized Travis,
Justin looks different every time, he is unknowable, uncapturable, it never looks like Justin and yet you know it’s him, he is round and looks like a friend
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kkat-o · 4 years
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“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass
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kkat-o · 4 years
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The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.
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kkat-o · 4 years
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Here's just some of my favourite quotes from Griffin McElroy
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