tbh i really like....when people have a safe spot they like to pee in, dont even have to be bladdershy just...i know ill be comfy here so ill hold it until we arrive spot

imagine a group trekking through an area where there is a threat that tends to wait to take advantage of blind spots or those separated from a group to attack, so they need to keep an eye on every direction around them as they move… so privacy is not possible, if anyone absolutely has to relieve themselves before they get to safer ground, the only way to do it is for the others to make a circle around them

people need to understand its still easy to find p0rn here if u have a niche deviantartesque fetish

you guys know about this omake where la!os farts while he pisses and marc!lle uses arcane bathroom silencing magic right?

toilet pee audio and/or video is a genre of irl content I like but I don't want to encourage myself to listen to that because hearing ppl you know pee is just something that happens sometimes and I don't want a neutral context with my friends to remind me of something I have jacqued off to 👽

my favorite part of omo is those last few moments before someone finally gets to pee where they're jumping around and potty dancing with all their might to try to get their clothes off in time

and like the shaking and the NOISES (especially the noises fuck) and like

then their clothes are off and with every last ounce of their willpower they're holding it long enough to at least aim into whatever they plan on peeing in

bonus points if they cry

What are substantial posts?

Substantial posts is my punny tag for "substances"! I tried to make it subtle so it could be used to personally catalogue prompt posts that did not specifically say that a character was intoxicated but that was what I was thinking when I wrote them, or other people's posts that I interpreted that way but the OP probably didn't. I also made it because "intoxication kink" means something very different on here and unfortunately my posts wouldn't really fit in in that tag. Although the part of me that is obsessed with being contrarian and making unrelatable posts for an audience of me only kind of wishes that I had used the kink tag for my posts about drunk or sedated characters, because then it might have started a conversation about whether there are different kinds of intoxication kinks out there lmao

wait I forgot about the elf who fucking loves "hallucinogenic mushrooms" lmao I probably forgot because I hate the "drugs that do everything" trope but maybe these fantasy mushrooms are more like dissociatives I will suspend disbelief

MY FAVORITE IDIOTS ON PLANET STUPID

wait i'm going to reblog a normal fanart while I am talking about these elves. observe it discreetly

I love how they just gave him to the known freak nasty sadist to take care of him. I want to know what other experiments she did on him. I wonder what would happen if you got him drunk (it's said that he mostly handles things by taking cues from his colleagues and doing them on schedule so probably if you put booze in front of him during dinner with the squad he would just drink at the same time they do and not protest). I would also be interested in finding out how his pain tolerance works <3

I think it would be really cool if M|thrun still had purely physiological sensations even if he doesn't make the connection to acting on them and if you ask him a targeted question making sure to phrase it in terms of what is objectively going on in his body like "what is causing you pain" or "is your bladder full" he would just neutrally answer it

*takes a critical hit* *coughs up blood*

my toxic trait is that I thought this post was hot

it’s kind of frustrating that i’m not into wetting for sober or well characters at all anymore

I never comment in the tags when I reblog from normal blogs because I don't want to draw attention to this blog but someone described this feeling lmao. I don't frequently wear outfits with the belt-button-zipper combo but when I do, I am thinking thoughts every time I unbuckle it. It just feels like the next step is whipping your dick out whether you have one or not

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked