Taylor Swift is honestly just like any other Taylor, but faster

hi, im the girl tumblr hired to reblog all your posts that are weirdly personal but not personal enough to make unrebloggable. if you want it to stop you'll have to kill me

quote of the year

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real

and the gender neutral soldier

Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

Helpppp

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation