heyyyyyy i'm ranked 25th globally for identifications of coccinellidae

dating apps aren't working. I need to go look confused at a Home Depot

Everybody do the wenis The wenis is a dance Everybody is a genius Who knows it in advance

it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

Freeking my SHIT in the PAC bathroom

YES YES YES YESSSSS. YESSSSS!!!

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Just ate the worst apple of my entire life. Like WOW.

been doing magic with folded up index cards lately because ALL of my classes have the shittiest little desk chairs that do NOT stay put

ive become quite good at fixing wobbly furniture with just a little piece of folded paper under whatever corner. or, notably, several sticky notes still attached to each other allows you to get the perfect thickness to a very small margin of error and looks actually somewhat professional.

i love music with catharsis, which is great for me because that shit is inherent.

you’re in his DMs i’m imagining him getting hurt very badly and going to the hospital

snookered 'tween the back cushions and touching the eight ball

that little hallway alcove between men’s and women’s bathrooms is basically the most classic place for a drinking fountain

I think the solution to the dream team is for dream and George to essentially start completely new lives change their names move to some random place they’ve never been before and get normal jobs. ideally they don’t tell each other where they are going or any details, wanting to truly leave all aspects of their old lives behind, even each other. Over the next 3 years, they each meet someone new in their new lives and begin to fall in love.one night they are both independently getting ready to tell their lovers the truth about their past. and lo and behold. they’ve been dating… each other. sapnap can stay where he is because I firmly believe that without dream and George he will only last a maximum of four months before the enchantment is fully broken and he fades back into a pile of pure white sand once again.

Oh oh I did some too!!!

the gang

natural light is sooooo important. thank you Mr. Sun!

Sometimes... this is a tip for myself.

A little Tech Tip for anyone I’ve ever been in a room with: You don’t have to actually click the trackpad to initialize a click. It works just fine if you lightly tap it with your finger. The “clicking” action only really needs to be used as a “click and hold” when dragging something around.

A little Tech Tip for anyone I’ve ever been in a room with: You don’t have to actually click the trackpad to initialize a click. It works just fine if you lightly tap it with your finger. The “clicking” action only really needs to be used as a “click and hold” when dragging something around.