kitcheninaman
Gayer and Boyer
Mart | he/him | trans/autistic/deaf shitty musician | bears in trees enjoyer | currently watching supernatural | ask me about my ocs
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so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.
so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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fuck this whole world
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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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why can’t i be cuddling a pretty boy right now life is unfair
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How would you react if you woke up and your cock was replaced with a dick
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#i have two little siblings aged 3 and 5 and a nephew aged 1#being good with kids is a requirement to being in the same house with most of my family#it comes with perks (my little brother loves me dearly)#shoutout to big haz hes my fave little guy
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hey babe don't cry. you can't be everything for everyone but you can be everything to someone. okay?
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#uhhhh.#5#but like. 7/8 if u count my shorts#i wear suits i need trousers that match my blazers :(#and cargo trousers. so i can carry all my screwdrivers and bibles
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[lying through my teeth] I am normal about bears in trees hit new album how to build an ocean instructions
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new teenage winchesters fic up btw on my ao3…. this one’s a dean pov direct sequel/companion to my 16 y old sam fic, featuring sam jumping out of a moving car like the relatable king he is
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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends
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