Amy Poehler knows how to avoid a Donald Trump interaction…
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me af
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Dear person who stole my phone and my wallet, the 2 most important possessions I own because they keep my life functioning.
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Sex Before Kids vs Sex After Kids
Before
Him: Oh babe. You're so beautiful. I wanna make love all night.
Her: I just love you so much.
After
Him: Sooooo...should we do it?
Her: Ugh. Fine. But this is the last episode and then we have to go to sleep cause that damn child is going to wake up in like 6 hours.
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Tumblr users who've been here since 2010: I just want to leave but I've got no where to go...
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Treat yo self.
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I second this.
Lauren Batchelder of Chester N.H. waits for Donald Trump to stop talking after interrupting her and to continue with her question on women’s rights at the No Labels Problem Solver Convention in Manchester N.H. on Monday, October 12, 2015.
(Glenn Russell, Burlington Free Press)
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Angsty bullshit is the only way to describe my current feelings. I can’t find a gif to properly display this.
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Yes.
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What every work email does to me throughout the day
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when you pretend to like someone:
and when you give up the charade:
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October 21st, 2015
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Or you could just wear a seat belt and NOT go through your windshield.
But wtf do I know
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