which is definitely not an omen
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
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Getting your clit rubbed by a professional shoe shiner would probably be insane
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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic
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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze
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My fav pic that I took ever
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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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Who else is feeling the universal ache of existence tonight
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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evil depeche mode enjoy the violence
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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