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Aquarius

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

i love men so much i feel like im going to puke

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

open window save me. save me open window

i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.