I'm so normal about them *explodes into a million little pieces*

He wasn't invested in the conversation, it's okay.

what happened to barbershop quartets. where did polka go. why arent we yodeling

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

how it felt being an animal collective fan at age 14

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

im hunting americans

so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

this one is still killing me

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from