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happy ides of March
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Just a reminder that you're better watch out, you're better watch out, cause Santa Claus is coming to town
In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?”
and what he going for was “the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing”
But what *I* heard was “Santa’s Reindeer are predator animals that are covered in bells for our protection” and let me tell you I did not appreciate that.
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I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
And none of us are getting ANYTHING CUZ WE’RE ALL A BUNCH OF DISGUSTING PERVERTS
But that’s fine.
I bought myself the Loki costume in Minecraft, so its a Merry fucking Christmas for me!
Happy Holidays, followers!
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The best part of saying something rude but prefacing your statement with the words "with all due respect" is the efficiency of it. Not only are you speaking your mind, you are also clarifying to everyone in vicinity that this person has earned absolutely fucking none of your respect.
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What does "dead dove don't eat" mean? I'd Google it but I'm afraid of getting graphic images of deceased birds in the results.
It’s a meme from an old episode of Arrested Development. You’ve seen it here on tumblr, but not always with the original context.
The character sees a paper bag in the fridge labelled “Dead Dove Do Not Eat.” He takes the bag out of the fridge, opens it up, makes a disgusted face, and then the famous “I don’t know what I expected.”
There really was a dead dove in the bag.
When you see a fic tagged with “dead dove do not eat” it basically means, “this fic is clearly labelled (tagged) indicating content that some people will not want to read. If you read it anyway, it’s your own fault. I warned you.”
It can also be interpreted as “See those tags and warnings? I’m not joking around. Pay attention to them.”
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I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(
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MOTHER PANIC: GOTHAM A.D. (2018) #3 + HARLEY QUINN S03E01
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I could write 20 pages against exclusionist arguments but nothing I could say would be as efficient as this
[ID: a reddit comment by @/tomohawk12345 that reads:
"this sexual minority isn't part of the sexual minority group" 🤓🤓
/end ID]
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Who's sending children to certain death?
Now, dear, come inside make yourself at home, please don't touch anything in my workspace *magically moves anything dangerous to workspace * as it's dangerous, I'll teach you everything about all of it in time, there's food in the magic box in the kitchen feel free to eat anything it refuels by itself
- this is my child now
- I've enchanted the forest to quide any new kids to me
- I'll adopt all of them
- they are certainly better off with me than with whoever send them to certain death
You are the ‘Grandmother’, a witch that lives alone deep in a dangerous forest. One day you find a child in a red cloak at your door carrying a basket of tribute. You are surprised to hear that they are one of a number of children sent to find you and the only one to survive the journey.
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"You are kinda cute... For a Dragon"
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I've been stuck on this concept for a while now, finally I managed to draw It properly 😆❤️🧡
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