lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

The thing that stands out to me about Game Changer is that the cast is on to Sam by now. It's been six seasons and these are intelligent people. They know there's a twist. They expect something's going to happen. They're going in shields-up and ready for anything.

And Sam STILL gets them every single time.

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

[ID: Tumblr tags read "op what pattern is on the binder underneath". /End ID]

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

shapeshifting attempts

it costs zero dollars to be niceys, and friendly. it costs two dollars fifty sense for a ice pop from the ice cream truck. do you want me to spot you? im happy to because i love ypu

It’s Friday (time to blast Franz Ferdinand because I’m so so tired but can’t stop now because I have five midterms next week and haven’t studied nearly enough)