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Some thoughts on character design
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[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]
beelzebub and aziraphale: *spinning calmly while talking*
crowley and gabriel: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, yelling at each other, trying to strangle one another*
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crowley: Has anyone told you that you have anger issues?
beelzebub: I prefer the term “leadership skills”
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crowley, sleep-deprived, hungover, putting honey in his tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce
beelzebub: Do you take constructive criticism
crowley: I absolutely fucking do not
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hastur: my lord, why do you usually choose demons who have extremely high chaotic-dumbass energy levels to work on earth, doing high stakes jobs?
beelzebub, watching Crowley glue coins to sidewalks, and then try to pick them up later: they’re entertaining
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beelzebub: Do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothin but the tea, so help you sis?
crowley: Wig go off.
aziraphale: Why are you two like this?
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crowley: You remind me of the ocean
beelzebub: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?
crowley: No, because you’re salty and you scare people
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Gabriel and Beezlebub fighting
Aziraphale:”You know,flirting was a lot less destructive in my day”
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Beezlebub:”I really think my relationship with Gabriel is improving.Yesterday he said,did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener or a dog and instead of saying shut the fuck up Gabriel i said ok”
Crowley:”I’m so proud of you”
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When you’re just trying to mine for diamonds but your feral boyfriend eats them all then flirts with you 😳 😳 😳
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steve and herobrine minecraft are dating and steve also cannot read!
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this text generator doesn’t have any good sans faces. i know it only uses the ones that appear in the game, but i need more,
based on this
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