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kinglokisking · 3 years

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Age Regression Bottle Recipes

Hello everyone! I wanted to share some super simple recipes for drinks that I use to fill baby bottles! Using regular milk is nice, but can get boring, real formula or cream can be unhealthy, and some recipes are too thick to suck through a nipple. So I came up with some simple drinks to replace boring milk! (I don’t include too many hard measurements; these recipes are best made to taste. Everyone will like them best with slightly different amounts of ingredients)

Angel Milk- Probably the easiest to make with stuff you have around your house. All you need is 12oz of milk or a milk replacement, a tablespoon of sugar, and a splash of vanilla! Combine the ingredients, heat up the drink until it’s warm and that’s it! Very easy for littles to make for themself

Bedtime Kiss- This one needs to be heated up to be quite hot, so be careful! It also tastes best with real, whole milk. Heat 12oz of milk until it starts to foam, around 2-3 minutes. Be careful it doesn’t spill over! Then, mix in 1 or 2 tablespoons of honey and a shake of nutmeg and cinnamon. Make sure you let it cool a bit before putting the nipple on!

Gingerbread House- Santa’s favorite! You’ll need some maple or pancake syrup, a shake of cinnamon + nutmeg + ground ginger, a splash of vanilla, and milk (if you’re using milk substitutes, I recommend hazelnut milk or vanilla almond milk). Heat the milk, and combine all ingredients. You’ll have to mix the maple syrup in well!

Alicorn Magic- This one will make 4-ish servings. Just save the rest in the fridge! This one is a little more complicated so I’ll include measurements. You’ll need 2 cups of milk or a substitute, ½ cup vanilla greek yogurt, 5-10 large strawberries, and 2 cups of frozen blueberries. Just blend everything in a blender until it’s smooth! I find it’s a bit thick for a bottle, so you can add cream/milk/water to it until it’s the consistency you like

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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I don’t know do I sir?

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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This past year has been one of the worst years ever for me

First my mom gets diagnosed with Breast cancer

My moms sister who is not very helpful and did nothing moved in to “help” my mom

My mom dies

I move in with my oldest sister

Turns out my sister is fucked up

Gets kicked out and moved from Georgia to Michigan

It’s good for a few months I go to school I make friends but then my depression gets worst. I had to leave my cat in GA with my sister. I meet this girl we had started to go outIt was great........ in the beginning

We broke up cause she wasn’t being loyal

We got back together

Me and her stay at her married friends house she tells me that they are all in a relationship and asked if I wanted to be in it

I said yes

We go to there place. It was fun the first time then

Me and my gf break up again cause she was talking to her baby daddy more then me and I got jealous

I go to stay at my other lovers house she came alone with her baby daddy

He is kinda okay. We had agreed on some stuff

But then night came

I had slept in the bedroom with my lovers and my ex had been in the living room

Me and my lovers (The girl was Nicki and the guy was Cameron these are made up names they aren’t there real names) were laying in the bed and Nicki was f*ngering me I keep telling her to stop and she would ask if I liked it and I said no she wouldn’t stop and I started to bleed badly.

The morning I had left was the worst Nicki had came in the house and told me to get my shit up and ready so I did and we left she was mad at me for some unknown reason and I had left my wallet and my camera over at there place and they wouldn’t give me anything once I got it back my ex girlfriend had my camera and all of my videos/memory’s of my dead mother were all gone and Nicki had called my aunt up and said that I had r*ped her husband but in reality they did it to me

I had to call the police to get my things back and to set everything else in place my sister let my cat get hit by a fucking car

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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Calling all littles!

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL PINK AND VIOLET AND SOFT AND SWEET DURING SUMMER EVENINGS RB IF YOU AGREE

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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I just turn 18 yesterday forgot to post on here about it lol

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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I’m the youngest and I can say this is super true

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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So me and my gf/bf broke up and after we broke up they did something to me at school and I kinda messed me up for a little bit but I’m alittle better. I’m with someone new she’s actually really nice to me and actually cares about me unlike my family. Me and my cousin aren’t really talking she told me some stuff that I won’t get into rn

But I’m more happy than ever

Hey it’s rant time

Hey everyone I just wanted to come and rant a little bit

So I just moved from my sisters house to my aunt and uncle’s house and it’s nice so far but it’s getting really complicated too

I came out to my aunt as transgender but than everyone has been telling me that I’m to girly and I cant be a boy if I’m to girly so I’ve been saying that I’m genderfluid

Than I asked my aunt to keep that I want to transition a secret from my cousin and while my cousin was driving me to the store she tells me that my aunt told her

And my uncle had kids before my aunt and one of his daughters is gay and with a girl and they been say that since they have a gay daughter that makes them not homophobic and I feel like that’s just a lie

And I’m in a relationship with a trans male he hasn’t transitioned yet and still looks like a girl so with his consent I call him my gf around my family and so I had him over and we we’re sitting in the living room with my aunt and my cousin was leaving and I’m not sure what she said but it was like “ okay I’m leaving have fun with you’re friend” and I told her “ she’s not my “ friend “ she’s my girlfriend “ and after she left my aunt chewed me out saying “oh you shouldn’t tell people that it might make they uncomfortable” but here’s the thing everyone know I swing that way. How am I making them uncomfortable if they already know and then told me that it’s a sin and you’re going against gods word. Like wtf I don’t even believe in god or any of that and my aunt just doesn’t understand

So in the end my sister kicked me out had to live with aunt and uncle

Got outed by my aunt

And also chewed out in front of my gf for being in a same sex relationship

Thank you for coming to my rant

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kinglokisking · 4 years

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Hey it’s rant time

Hey everyone I just wanted to come and rant a little bit

So I just moved from my sisters house to my aunt and uncle’s house and it’s nice so far but it’s getting really complicated too

I came out to my aunt as transgender but than everyone has been telling me that I’m to girly and I cant be a boy if I’m to girly so I’ve been saying that I’m genderfluid

Than I asked my aunt to keep that I want to transition a secret from my cousin and while my cousin was driving me to the store she tells me that my aunt told her

And my uncle had kids before my aunt and one of his daughters is gay and with a girl and they been say that since they have a gay daughter that makes them not homophobic and I feel like that’s just a lie

And I’m in a relationship with a trans male he hasn’t transitioned yet and still looks like a girl so with his consent I call him my gf around my family and so I had him over and we we’re sitting in the living room with my aunt and my cousin was leaving and I’m not sure what she said but it was like “ okay I’m leaving have fun with you’re friend” and I told her “ she’s not my “ friend “ she’s my girlfriend “ and after she left my aunt chewed me out saying “oh you shouldn’t tell people that it might make they uncomfortable” but here’s the thing everyone know I swing that way. How am I making them uncomfortable if they already know and then told me that it’s a sin and you’re going against gods word. Like wtf I don’t even believe in god or any of that and my aunt just doesn’t understand

So in the end my sister kicked me out had to live with aunt and uncle

Got outed by my aunt

And also chewed out in front of my gf for being in a same sex relationship

Thank you for coming to my rant

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kinglokisking · 5 years

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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

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🦎 Lounge Lizards 🦎

…will definitely be channeling these lizards’ chill for the long weekend.

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kinglokisking · 5 years

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so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

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