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kingcactvs-blog · 5 years
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Any suggestions
I'm looking for songs with the same energy as Flesh -simon curtis, any and all submissions are greatly appreciated
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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
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Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
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kingcactvs-blog · 6 years
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Imagine your icon flowing flowers aggressively at a wedding
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kingcactvs-blog · 6 years
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Gen x can't be support considering they killed the economy and gen y=millennial
millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating your opinion” it’s being an asshole
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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Rick and Beth ‘dealing’ with their issues:
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us
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This maybe the best thing ever
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Even goth dad makes puns
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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me: hey please dont use the word “trap”, its really dehumanizing and has extremely offensive connotations guy with an anime of the week icon and a list of waifus in his blog description:
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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Alex Hirsch is a treasure 
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Everyone go home, the pinnacle of fiction has been achieved
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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basically emotional manipulation and guilt tripping as social justice praxis is pointless and not sustainable imo. it doesn’t promote real growth or solidarity if the entire basis of your activism is stemming from guilt or fear 
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
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kingcactvs-blog · 7 years
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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
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BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
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Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
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