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king-of-knives · 23 hours
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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king-of-knives · 5 days
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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with
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king-of-knives · 5 days
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i have decided that i am incompatible with this reality. meet me in parallel universe.
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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Let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 2 hours.
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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JK Rowling: you can tell harry is in love with ginny bc in book 6 he has a momentary fantasy where he imagines her weeping over his mangled body
Also JK Rowling: anyway here's a scene in the same book where harry does almost exactly that when he thinks draco is dying
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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Fair question
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The motto of Hyun-woo:
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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of cabinets and cupboards
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king-of-knives · 6 days
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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king-of-knives · 21 days
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I was early and I Still forgot my wrist watch and scrunchie today 🥲 @lolitaaahhhh
Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.
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king-of-knives · 23 days
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Agreed tho thats from the same side of family tbh.... cuz the other side just suffers and rages 💀💀
Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny
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king-of-knives · 24 days
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Stop bring lateeee 😭😭😭😭
Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.
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king-of-knives · 24 days
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😭😭😭😭 HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!
Going out without earphones/headphones is my biggest fear.
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king-of-knives · 25 days
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We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing
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king-of-knives · 25 days
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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king-of-knives · 25 days
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king-of-knives · 27 days
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*smooches ur forehead* mine <3
*grabs u by the throat, shoves u up against the wall* mine. mine. mine
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