Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶

It's time for a Valkyrie TV show, but it should be a Parks and Rec style mocumentary about running New Asgard.

KING VALKYRIE + WEAPONS

Nobody better slam my girl Hubble Telescope after the Webb Telescope pics came out, alright? For YEARS she was the baddest bitch around and we owe her nothing but gratitude

the weirdest thing about nonbinaryism is that people will get told they dont ‘look nonbinary’ because theyre just wearing plainclothes and dressed comfortably. instead of like. idk gothic eyeliner or fangs or a cape or flowing, long, gorgeous hair,

BROKE: Season two opens with Stede finding the red silk floating in the ocean

WOKE: Season two opens right where season one left off, with Stede standing in the rowboat, waving to the marooned crew, when suddenly the red silk (which has been floating on the wind for days) blows right into his face, causing him to blindly lose his balance fall into the ocean

I've just binged all of OFMD in one sitting and I'm feeling so much stuff

and yet I feel empty...

it's 4:30am and I'm about to wake up my girlfriend just to express everything. I'm probably also making her watch it asap

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

You heard it here, folks. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

From the McElroy Brothers TAZ live show, Boston, 6.17.22. Starring Paul, because Clint got stuck in Ohio? 😬

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

WE WON YALL

we are gonna be SPOILED

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

if radio silence ever gets a movie i want it to still be set in 2013. i want there to still be tumblr and welcome to nightvale references. it should still have the blissful cringe of the early 2010's. that book makes me feel human in a way i cant express.

please watch this video of real ass complaints alex hirsch got for his work on gravity falls, it is comically bad

the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

@ms-demeanor personally i’m on board for this whole “fundamental aspects of physics are toxins” thing. i for one think we need to purge our bodies of the weak interaction, because of its unnatural asymmetry. that can’t be good for us. probably caused by gluten or something.