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https://x.com/trtworld/status/1785959608168731091
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kinda-spaced-out · 1 day
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So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.
The question?
“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”
Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*
Landlord: *looks smug*
Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?
Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!
Pub: *more laughter*
Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*
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Landlord: Fuck. Me. 
Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 
Landlord: How did you even know that?
Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?
Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?
Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.
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kinda-spaced-out · 6 days
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kinda-spaced-out · 14 days
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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!
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kinda-spaced-out · 14 days
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does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow
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kinda-spaced-out · 14 days
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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
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kinda-spaced-out · 16 days
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Sleep tight~
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kinda-spaced-out · 18 days
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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it
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kinda-spaced-out · 19 days
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i always mean it when i say i love you btw
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kinda-spaced-out · 19 days
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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,
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kinda-spaced-out · 23 days
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Idk if anyone here has been paying any attention whatsoever to the Drake vs Kendrick beef but I am losing my mind over this comment
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kinda-spaced-out · 23 days
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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
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kinda-spaced-out · 23 days
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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kinda-spaced-out · 24 days
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From the river to the sea
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kinda-spaced-out · 30 days
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HELP TAHEERA GET HER INSULIN (HUMALOG) INJECTION, PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE!!
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kinda-spaced-out · 30 days
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kinda-spaced-out · 1 month
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My friends in the puter
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