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kimjooniessi · 2 years
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An irl friend sent me a picture of some high platform shoes to “draw that angry little man I draw in so that he experiences what it’s like to be tall”
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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Dumbledore: school doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory
McGonagall: it tests my patience
Hagrid: it tests my ability to hold my pee
Snape: it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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A student comes to Snape's office
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "
I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze.
"Anything?"
Anything."
His voice softens.
"Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you...study
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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“you’re a writer, right?” Me, staring at the one sentence ive managed to add in the last hour: In theory
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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Draco: I'm fine!
Harry: Sure. Do you want a hug anyway?
Draco: Do you have to ask!?
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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Bellatrix: Why is Lucius crying on the bathroom floor?
Narcissa: He’s drunk.
Bellatrix: So?
Narcissa: He heard I was engaged.
Bellatrix: He’s engaged to you, though.
Narcissa: Yeah, he forgot.
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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Lucius: I like to show Narcissa who’s boss in our house by holding up a mirror to her face.
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kimjooniessi · 3 years
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This is my first art by Snape x Hermione. I love this couple <3
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