i am banned from the kitchen i cannot finish this drawing its killing me
im cooking something and then im fully abandoning twitter and coming back trust
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fisting prowess rankings (best to worst):
Fernando (has done this before)
Lewis (has also done this before, but may prefer being fisted)
Pierre (freak nasty)
Bottas (no comment)
Alex (meaner than people give him credit for, would probably get off on having control over something for once)
Hulk (cmon guys)
Max (once he gets the hang of it, very good, but it takes a minute)
Oscar (calm, but long nails may present a problem)
George (he practices on a flesh light beforehand)
Magnussen (viking dilf, sorry for those who don’t see it)
Charles (would be nervous going in but he’s coachable—everyone just wants to fist him though, so he’d likely never be in this position)
Carlos (believes he is much better at this than he is, over-attentive and self-conscious about his lack of ability)
Daniel (seems like he would prefer to be the one getting fisted, kills the mood by making a comment about how he’s “literally inside you”)
Checo (his arm would cramp and he’d have to awkwardly pull out mid-fist)
Logan (can fist you, but only if he’s allowed to play lose yourself by eminem on repeat while doing it)
Lance (no.)
Zhou (likely wouldn’t put himself through this)
Esteban (literally slenderman, a cucumber may have more girth)
Yuki (would be way too enthusiastic and bruise your intestine)
Lando (twitchy, overexcitable, and would comment on how it “feels squishy”)
you mad lad you actually did it
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i just finished watching the qualifying and what the fuck
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Ricciardo calling Tsunoda immature is sending me to the stratosphere to be very honest
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im cooking something and then im fully abandoning twitter and coming back trust
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lewis hamilton in the garage during his formula 1 debut, australia - 2007
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a multiple time WDC in 2010: i know ferrari fucked up with the last guy, but i think i can be the change and win for them again
a multiple time WDC in 2014: i know ferrari fucked up with the last guy, but i think i can be the change and win for them again
a multiple time WDC in 2024: i know ferrari fucked up with the last guy, but i think i can be the change and win for them again
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