Im a professional sweetheart
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I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you
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love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
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GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT
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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express
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is it ok if i go play for the rest of my life
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intercourse with a vampire or whatever
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literally make yourself large nutritious meals, exercise, and masturbate
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why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down
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when the humans actually think that you’re a normal dog and let you in the outpost without suspecting a thing
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HERE'S YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT
AND REMEMBER,
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love women btw. absolutely fantastic stuff. keep it up women
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I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
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(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
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fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping
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Bill Skarsgård as the Marquis in
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4
dir. Chad Stahelski
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