禰豆子ちゃん
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What a fucking stupid world this is
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People be like "ew, why do you follow this artist? They make porn and that's gross" and I'm like bitch do you know how many cocks Michelangelo painted? That man had the balls to paint God's ass, don't come at me with that shit. All artists are guilty of the horny.
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The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee
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mike’s hard look at yourself
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Stop trying to solve the Voynich Manuscript! You’re not going to solve the Voynich Manuscript!
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The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
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