The biggest twist would be if Doyle was actually right about all of the “supernatural” stuff that happens to him.
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Hey everyone!
Sorry that I haven’t been updating the blog in a long time. I’m at work a lot and am really busy irl so I have a hard time keeping the blog active. I think I might open up mod applications if there’s a lot of interest in becoming one over here. Let me know what y’all think!!
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Stay woke, King Falls!
Ron Begley, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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That's why you and Sammy get along so well: you both like taking swings at the mayor.
Ben Arnold, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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A bully is gonna keep bullying until you stand up and bop him in the nose.
Ron Begley, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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Burger King of kings!
Sammy Stevens, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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Ben: I'm a big boy.
Ron: Let's not go that far.
Ben: I'm a... grown man.
Sammy: Better.
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There is a corruption that's running so deep in this town that it makes Watergate look like a tween girl's sleepover.
Ron Begley, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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That's such a load of Trumped-up B.S.
Ben Arnold, Episode Fifty: Everlong
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Have you met me? Big deal is my middle name.
Ben Arnold, Episode Forty-Nine: The Empire Strikes Back
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Missed connections of King Falls Craigslist.
Sammy Stevens, Episode Forty-Nine: The Empire Strikes Back
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And that's why you never look a trombone player in the eye, ya dig?
Chet Sebastian, Episode Forty-Nine: The Empire Strikes Back
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Dad voice isn't working, Sammy.
Ben Arnold, Episode Forty-Eight: Mo Money, Mo Problems
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Ben: I'm trying to cut down.
Tim: Uhm... on water?
Ben: Fluids in general.
Tim: Oh.
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Troy Kreighauser is a damn guardian angel to us folks here in King Falls. He's always quick with a dad joke and a smile.
Archie Simmons, Episode Forty-Eight: Mo Money, Mo Problems
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Well, the world ain't gonna no my name if you can't push the damn play button on a tape deck.
Archie Simmons, Episode Forty-Eight: Mo Money, Mo Problems
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Ben: If I know anything in this world-
Sammy: Questionable.
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