I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Christmas decorating is so hard

If I had seen that transpire... I would have quite literally and thoroughly beaten that piece of shit into another plane of existence. For real.

Why does this still has to be a part of our life?

“I think a lot of people live on the borderline of racism. I work in a machine shop with about thirty older guys. I don’t think there is one bad guy in the group. You’d like them if you met them. All of them love their families. But I’d say that I’ve heard eighty percent of them make racist comments of some sort. A lot of the older guys drop ‘n bombs.’ But if a black guy walks up, they’ll be friendly. They’ll even go out to lunch with him and share a meal. I honestly don’t think they see themselves as racist. Every one of them will deny it. They’ll point to the black guy that they’re friendly with. They won’t point to the things they say when he’s not around.”

Hey!

I voted!

The happiness of drawing

www.behance.net/Orlandokorzo http://helloodis.tumblr.com/

I am not a woman, but the light that falls on this gate, on this ground. I am the seasons, I think sometimes, January, May, November; the mud, the mist, the dawn.

Virginia Woolf, The Waves (via noorshirazie)

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

Story Time

So my friend and I went to Whataburger late at night. If you don’t know what Whataburger is just imagine White Castle combined with In and Out. It’s just the best.

So we’re in the drive through and this conversation is going south, fast.

I order some onion rings and a honey butter chicken with the honey butter on the side. I then proceed to say, “Because when I dip... You dip... We all dip.”

This was literally the funniest thing ever uttered at a Whataburger drive through at 2 o’ clock in the morning.

Sometimes...

I just want to eat some butter. Is that okay?

Every 18 year old... ever.

Detach yourself from those who make you feel unsafe, whether that involves emotional or physical safety. Love will never compensate for a lack of respect.

Noor Shirazie (via noorshirazie)

Future Corp is the way of the future.

Alan Palomo (via thelistinc)

True

(A Black and Two Sugars)

This reblog thread is going to be good. I can feel it in my bones...

So it begins

We harvested our first tomato today! Biting into it, memories of New Zealand flashed through our minds. All the hard work, and lucky amounts of rain, is starting to pay off. Delicious!