what is it about joel smallishbeans that does this to people?

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

Gee, I wonder why I find it so hard to quit jobs even when they're bad for me....

.... a fucking mystery.

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Chichuck and Senshi sharing a 'kids these days' old man glances

i saw this video elsewhere and wanted to post it here —

wind turbine that got struck by lightning near Cromwell, TX

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this is them right

Also hey btw

The term “masterpiece” originally and traditionally meant a piece of work that an apprentice or other aspiring craftsman created to show off to his master or the town’s guild. So naturally, it was intended to be the best fucking thing that you could make, demonstrating just how fucking good you are at what you’re making - 100% to flex your skills. And if it was approved, the applicant was accepted as a member of the guild and could now call himself a master, and work in this craft in this city.

So the next time you’re looking at The One Great Thing you made and think “this is it, my masterpiece, I have peaked, it’s all downhill from here”, consider looking it the other way: Making your masterpiece means you’re only getting started.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Chilchuck needs little cushions and steppy stools

Get that old man a booster seat!

(Jokes aside, this is a great example of adaptive devices)

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

THE AIMSEY OFFICIAL PRIDE MERCH !! [real totally not fake]