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maybe if my hair is greasy and i wear my dads oversized jacket he will give up on his own and i wont have to do anything
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i said yes but i dont really wanna go on that date i hate my life rn
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life is great until i realize i will never be pretty and small and dainty and delicate and quiet and feminine and soft i will never have a small pointy nose and a nice jawline i will never look natural in dresses ill always have cracked teeth ill always be scary and tall and big and scary and a bitch and men will always either be scared of me or see me as a challenge to conquer and break down ill never open myself up to love that isn't platonic ill literally always be alone or with a pet
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he just asked me out killing myself
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i would be such a good girlfriend too i cook so well honestly i have the right to expect to BE ASKED i would genuinely rather die single and sexless for years than chase a man
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and the date thing is sooo not happening lmao i asked the universe for a croatian man with a car and a job and the universe said here he is but he's also a pussy and he will only ask you out when hes drunk and then either back out or forget that he asked
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i cant fucking recover from that 16h shift on sunday im literally dreaming about making coffees and having auditory hallucinations of the order tag printing machine beeping
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i jumped the gun with the date post bc it might not happen after all since he hasn't told me exactly when and where 😭
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noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴
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★ SATOSUKU HEADER AND ICONS ★ -> commissioned by anon
Hope you like it! For better resolution for the header, you can download on this link!
Thank you for your commission! :D
COMMISSIONS/KO-FI AND REQUESTS OPEN!!!
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Sukuna is pissed.
The reason? You moved away from him in your sleep when he wanted to hold you close.
In your own subtle ways, you've always complained about how unaffectionate he is. You didn't explicitly say it, but he did notice how your mood would shift, your pretty little smiles barely masking your disappointment when he would do or say anything remotely cold or mean. And now that he was giving you what you wanted, you just roll away from him, depriving him of your warmth and the affection he expects you to reward him.
How you even managed to escape four of his arms to find your own corner of the bed was a big puzzle to him. You've always slept peacefully pressed to his side on most nights, and you didn't really move much once he had two of his arms wrapped around your frail form. Perhaps you were doing it on purpose after he had evidently upset you during supper by dismissing you when you asked about his day. There was nothing to tell, and though he understands that your concerns came from a good place, he still refused to tell you of the horrors of the world he found himself so deeply embroiled in.
Sukuna, however, brushed off the idea. You wouldn't dare. Or would you? He was just protecting you. Why would you hold that against him?
He chose not to entertain the thought, thinking it was just you moving in your sleep. And so, he reached for you, gently placing his arms over and underneath you to pull you closer. But it hadn't even been a minute of him holding you when you started letting out these seemingly irritated noises and shortly after, you were turning your back on him.
"What –" He stopped himself when you breathed in deeply, half expecting to hear sobs if you were truly upset with him, but then, your breathing rhythm returned to normal. You were still fast asleep.
Sukuna shrugged, already feeling his temper rising at the thought that you could sleep just fine without him. The thought of it annoyed him, and that was an understatement. He decided to move closer to you then, but as soon as he did, pressing your back on his bare chest, you started squirming, a dissatisfied groan leaving your lips.
At that, he rose slightly on his elbow, taking offense. "Woman, what is your problem?" he demanded, making you lie down flat on your back, startling you. "Is something ailing you?" This time, he spoke gently, watching as you slowly blinked up at his frowning face like you haven't got a clue what he's talking about. And then you closed your eyes before favoring your left side, going back to sleep.
"You –"
"What?" you whined without facing him, annoyed that your sleep was being disturbed.
Sukuna scoffed. You've really done it this time. Nobody dared speak to him that way. "What now? You don't want me anymore? I thought you wanted –"
In one swift movement, he found himself being tackled onto the bed as you turned around and threw yourself against him, immediately finding your spot in the crook of his neck. His two left arms instinctively wrapped around you, keeping you cradled in them as you snuggled closer, planting a kiss under his collarbone as if to appease him before you were falling back asleep.
"You could have just stayed like this –"
"Shh."
Did you just shush him? And as if to punctuate it, you raised your hand, your fingers blindly yet tenderly brushing his lips and staying there.
"Wife, you are aware I have two mouths, aren't you?" he spoke against your fingers, fighting a smile.
You moved your head back to smirk at him as you threw a leg over his abdomen right where his other mouth was, your thigh preventing it from saying anything.
"There. Problem solved."
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You are going through your date era and I'm here for it
I wish y'all knew how WEIRD this is for me bc I NEVER go on dates I just deny any man that comes near me so it's positive that I've opened up to the opportunity but I'm also scared that I'm saying yes to him just because I'm challenging myself to go out of my comfort zone and not bc I actually like him
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oh and we're not coworkers anymore lol that's just great
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he had to get drunk to ask me out guys im so scary
#and thats such a double edged sword bc o can't stand drunk men#they give me the biggest ick#like youre a MAN youre supposed to like be reliable and youre anything but when youre drunk#but ill give it a pass and tell him on the actual date ig#its also really hypocritical of me to have this standard since i basically don't talk to men unless im inder the influence lmao#i swear the only two times ive not instantly rejected a man who approached me was when i was drunk as fuck#(im talking like in the last few months)#and the third time is now that I've had an incubation period#i could watch him from a distance and decide#anyways..
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Weilin Zhang posted his storyboard for Sukuna VS Mahoraga and the notes for this part are so good
"Sukuna gets up from his roll and makes a facial expression that communicates that he knows what has just happened. He has successfully gotten Makora to learn how to feint and has just used it against himself. In other words, he has just taught Makora to lie, and in a way corrupting Makora’s divine status.”
but I also really love it when Sukuna's just drawn with a basic smiley face (I had to crop it or else tumblr wouldn’t show it????) especially compared to how it looks in the final
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