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SHE WANNA SHOOT A MOVIE...... SHOOT A TIKTOK MOVIE
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Kell’s problem with Pramanix is that Kell only wanted Aurora from the banner, but instead got Gnosis AND TWO PRAMANIX. TWO. KELL ALREADY HAD PRAMANIX. KELL DID NOT NEED MORE. KELL WANTED AURORA.
Love how before Break the Ice the general assumption was that Pramanix is just a lazy bum who got forced into something she didn't want to do by SilverAsh, who's the real brains and the one who actually does things. Pramanix just wants to chill and Not Do Anything. She complains a lot and seems pretty spoiled while SilverAsh looks to be at least trying to help Kjerag.
But then the event's like
Actually, Pramanix is very, very good with her arts.
Actually, Pramanix is pretty physically fit. Cliffheart remembers her being surprisingly strong.
Actually, Pramanix is an incredible archer and can probably hold her own in a physical fight.
Actually, Pramanix is very perceptive and clever, and just as politically savvy as her brother, to the point where she eventually ends up outplaying him simply by realizing She's the Fucking Saintess, "what are you gonna do, tell me No?" and actually taking over for real.
Actually, Pramanix is disgusted with the way Kjerag is, thinks her brother's an asshole, the other clans are just as bad, and There's Gonna be Some Fucking Changes 'Round Here Dammit.
Actually, the reason she's so stressed all the time and escapes to Rhodes to goof off isn't because she's a religious figurehead and not used to the boring rituals, it's because she's the bona fide God Empress of Kjerag and she's fuckin busy.
I'm love Enya Silverash
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Calli: The worst fact about me is that when I get stressed or overwhelmed I start to rap Eminem to myself under my breath... it's like a stim thing
Calli: I'll be at my job as a waitress on a super busy day filling up glasses of water, near tears from stress, my hands trembling, whispering to myself "IM SLIM SHADY YES IM THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADIES ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP"
Ina: Stim Shady
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Gura: I can explain.
Ina: Can you?
Gura: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Suisei, arguing with Miko: ...in fact, you just lost "Suichan" privileges. From now on, you can call me “Suisei” or "hey, you."
Miko: Come on, Suichan.
Suisei:
Miko: Come on, hey you.
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Baelz: It’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
Kronii: Why would I do that lmao
Baelz: It’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
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Gura: When we walk together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my little legs when we walk because I don’t want to jog to keep up with you.
Kiara: Just get some roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
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IRyS: No, we mean it, answer this
Sana: If ‘womb’ is pronounced ‘woom’ and ‘tomb’ is pronounced ‘toom’—
Ina: Shouldn’t 'bomb’ be pronounced 'boom’?
Calliope, terrified, staring at the bombs in their hands: Is.. Is that a pun?
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Pekora: I think I speak for all of us when -
Everyone else, simultaneously: She doesn't.
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Gura: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Wet’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Kiara: Doctow, we’re wosing them!!
Gura: Quick, hand me the defibwiwatow!
Amelia: Please, turn off my fucking life support.
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Kronii: So, are ANY of us straight?
Fauna:
Mumei:
Sana:
IRyS: [slowly raises hand]
Baelz: [lowers IRyS's hand]
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Calli: Mamma Mia 2? I don't know. I don't really wanna go see a movie with a bunch of second-tier ABBA songs.
Kiara, slamming her fist on the table: There is NO such thing as a “second-tier” ABBA song-
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Towa: Suisei would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Miko: Suisei would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Subaru, to Polka: You have the right to remain silent! I wish to god you’d exercise it.
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Pekora: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying.
Pekora: Like damn if people did that to other people I would have died years ago.
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Amelia: Sorry I bit you
Kiara: Sorry I swatted your nose with a rolled up magazine.
Amelia: It's the only way I'll learn
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