i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

Luke: you killed my father! Vader: I've killed a lot of fathers. Luke: Obi-Wan's other apprentice! the one you betrayed and murdered! ringing any bells? Vader, internally: ...was Ahsoka trans? is this guy part togruta?? he doesn't look like it, but fuck if I understand how togruta biology works? who did she (he?) even fuck?? when did she (he??) even have the time???

As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

happy april 30th!

Handyman came over today & when I let him in he looks at me and says 'potatoes' in the tone of a greeting and I'm standing there like what? Potatoes? There are no potatoes here. Were there potatoes on the stairs? Does he smell potatoes bcos I don't. Eventually am like 'i don't know what you mean' and he goes 'your shirt' and I'm like

.....oh

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

Evergrace. EverQuest. RuneQuest. Runescape. Farscape.

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission