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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it
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i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
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My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.
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This is what heaven looks like
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Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.
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